Bukayo Saka already has 7 goal contributions in just 5 games, more than anyone else in the Champions League this season.
A reminder that this is the first time he’s competed in the competition 🔥🌶️
Bed sheet company Sheets & Giggles has signed NIL deals with some of the "most well rested players" in the NCAA Tournament -- the ones with the most bench time:
Brock Janek, Tennessee
Russell Stong, UCLA
Becca Ripley, UCF
Conor Serven, Illinois
Justin Taphorn, Wisconsin
Here's Diego Simeone taking the souls of José Mari Bakero and Pep Guardiola, before stopping, clapping himself, and booting the ball into the distance.
It's the greatest piece of shithousery of all time.
Oh, and it's set to 'Still D.R.E'.
Good lord.