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[Billionthb🥪 @billionthb]

Ms Rachel issued a Fatwa against Ed Sheeran.

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

Such a cool thread!!!

[Ali A Olomi @aaolomi]

there’s a long and cool history of jinn participating in resistance, both in the past and even in contemporary lore. From the jinn of Afghanistan haunting US soldiers to African freedom fighters enlisting their jinn counterparts

[Nora Loreto @NoLore]

Canada's the kind of country where watching a police muder in another country sparks outrage, but news that cops (same force who murdered someone last week) slammed the head of a lawyer into a desk and pulled off her headscarf, gets very little attention.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Overwhelming majority of people who’ve faced persecution in Iran, some of whom still in prison in Iran: “We don’t need an outside intervention!”

Reza Pahlavi sitting on his ass in Maryland: “Mr Trump, please sir, bomb my country. Please, sir. I willing to offer you my wife.”

[l a t t y. @lattyanaAli]

401 EAST BOUND will never see the gates of heaven.

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

Crashed out in the middle of my midterm - still got a 95 😮‍💨

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

Been getting As on my tests and idk who to tell so I’m telling the world. Thank you for listening 🤍

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

@HHHydro Yall were quick, thank you!!

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

Joining the I Don’t Think I’m Ever Gonna Find Someone club

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

😔😔😔😔

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

@zohrasool Seems like it!

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

Getting threatened by a well-known Sheikh was not on my 2025 bingo card

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

@sher_istaan Easy! Pray for death

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

Who the fuck told me to get fat???

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

@sher_istaan I support those wholeheartedly

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

I would give my left kidney for a studio version of the Sweet Honey Buckin’/Pure/Honey mashup from the CCT

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

My gut is never wrong!!!!

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

I barely even finished praying and God answered my prayers… I don’t even know how to process this…

[DepressoEspresso @spaiwand]

@nashdelirium YES!!! THANK U!!!