Jake

[Jake @spakechunkai]

Hwhipped cum

[Jake @spakechunkai]

Plumlee and Millisap greatest duo in nba history. Don’t @ me #NBAPlayoffs

[Jake @spakechunkai]

#Bundesliga #herthabsc #aussiehertha

[Rowan Page @PageyBoy]

@GettyMuseum

[Jake @spakechunkai]

#LeBronJames  #KiaAllStarMVP

[B Cardi @browncardigan69]

Holy fuck 😂

[Jake @spakechunkai]

Ritz are so much better than Jatz. Think otherwise? Fight me

[Jake @spakechunkai]

Currently doing the gateway gateway, I’m so erect right now

[Jake @spakechunkai]

I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% bad bitch

[Jon Anik @Jon_Anik]

👀

[Jake @spakechunkai]

This tweet is copyrighted. Hey sir, would you like your drink with ice or zooper dooper ©

[Jake @spakechunkai]

Friday good

[Daniel Dit @Loganseaeagles]

Monday bad

[Jake @spakechunkai]

Ima sucka for corn rows and manicured toes uh ohhhhhhh

[Jake @spakechunkai]

@u_pietzner_shit @AngryHairy Hearing the sweet tender gentle words of “knocked one” “knocked two” is way better than any sex I’ve ever had

[Jake @spakechunkai]

@AngryHairy Shoulda followed him to his infant stingray family and strangled them with oxygen

[Jake @spakechunkai]

Hope all the poms get food poisoning and die and we win the #Ashes19 by default. Ugly ass English bastards. Get some real teeth you ranga fucks

[Jake @spakechunkai]

Teddy is by far the best player in the game right now #foxyes

[Jake @spakechunkai]

@AngryHairy @BulldogRitchie Hope his mrs has a peanut allergy

[Jake @spakechunkai]

Fuck I’m a bit Pete Murrayed today