Andrew Hamilton

punk/ska/hardcore barnsleyCamraCiderRep GoodPubs/GoodFood I now live in Trumpton

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

Christmas time so I'm treating myself to an £ 8 bottle of cider :D

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

Merry christmas

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

Will have to brave the hordes of slow walking consumer zombies soon in order to get some last min chrimbo shopping

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

Well I'm off down @Trumpspoons for a slap up buckfast....sorry i mean breakfast

[Explore Edinburgh @exploredinburgh]

RT if you think I should defect to @Trumpton_UKIP

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

Well that escalated quickly

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

@Trumpton_SF @Green_Trumpton @BBCTrumpton @GMPTrumpton yup we will serve a range of breakfast ciders (nothing over 9%) to have with ya toast

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

@Trumpton_SF @Green_Trumpton @BBCTrumpton @GMPTrumpton a breakfast pint will be available from 5am onwards. We promote sensible drinking!

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

@Trumpton_SF @Green_Trumpton @BBCTrumpton @GMPTrumpton I'm going to open it next to the trumptonshire arms...in a spirit of fair play

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

@Trumpton_SF @Green_Trumpton @BBCTrumpton @GMPTrumpton i can't serve you in uniform tho

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

@Trumpton_SF @Green_Trumpton @BBCTrumpton @GMPTrumpton i may open a pub btw.....trumpspoons!

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

@Trumpton_SF @Green_Trumpton @BBCTrumpton @GMPTrumpton they're an asset, dont fear them!In the kingdom of the mitt the 2 thumbed man is king

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

@Green_Trumpton @BBCTrumpton @GMPTrumpton ...i demand protection...political representation & a job. I have opposable thumbs!

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

@Green_Trumpton @BBCTrumpton @GMPTrumpton i moved here yesterday & as the first non puppet resident of trumpton i am in a minority!

[Trumpton @Trump_ton]

Mr Munnings has printed the words to a famous Trumptonshire song, would you mind proof checking it? #Trumpton

[RachelRacho @RachelRacho]

@RachelRacho: Started a campaign to get Trumpton Riots to No 1 this Xmas, pls RT @BuzzFeedUK #trumptonriots #hmhb #XmasNo1 Thanks

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

Happy to announce that in the morning I will be moving to Trumpton. ...I've got myself a nice 3 bed semi just behind the trumpton arms

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

@Green_Trumpton @HooRoubaix i want some of your homemade cider #supportlocalbusinesses

[Andrew Hamilton @spam_andrew]

All this Trumpton madness has actually made twitter worth looking at :D