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[spamantha @spamelot_]

My body your choice? Your body my trunk

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

What a country

[spamantha @spamelot_]

Whoever Jenn's stylist was this season deserves federal prison time #TheBachelorette

[spamantha @spamelot_]

Maria is so hot good for you gf #TheBachelor

[spamantha @spamelot_]

THAT BURP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #TheBachelor

[spamantha @spamelot_]

AND THEY WERE SISTERS #TheBachelor

[spamantha @spamelot_]

This is the first season I've been excited for in years #TheBachelor

[spamantha @spamelot_]

@MtJoyBand since you check your Twitter - choke me with your used dental floss

[spamantha @spamelot_]

My new background

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Sabrina Carpenter’s ‘Nonsense’ lyric change at the #VMAs

“He said that it’s bigger than a Moon Man,
Guess that means I’m holding it with two hands,
VMA’s I love you I’m a huge fan”

[spamantha @spamelot_]

I've not slept in 3 days somebody sedate me !

[spamantha @spamelot_]

Also, if you EVER bring a half-eaten banana to the bar, you deserve federal prison time

[spamantha @spamelot_]

stop bringing your very young children to bars, making a dumpster of my tables, getting mad at me when we get backed up, and making me feel like an idiot for not remembering what you gals ordered after you tell me you need separate checks for your $53 bill

[spamantha @spamelot_]

Pack it up shrek you're not really that upset about letting Brooklyn go #TheBachelor

[spamantha @spamelot_]

So bold to say "the man you WILL meet" before getting that rose 🥸 #TheBachelor

[spamantha @spamelot_]

Less than 0 chemistry between Zack and Brooklyn 🥱 #TheBachelor

[The World According to Eddy @oneandonlyEddyb]

This send me!!!! 😂😂 #PumpRules

[spamantha @spamelot_]

Gabi is so cool I love her #TheBachelor

[spamantha @spamelot_]

That was the most unattractive thing I've ever seen #TheBachelor

[spamantha @spamelot_]

Not one of these girls knew what Estonia was bffr #TheBachelor

[spamantha @spamelot_]

I'm gonna live tweet my ass off for bachelor tonight I apologize in advance