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I have the solution for autism, get to work.

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Hey @X, I already verified my age years ago. Why tf are you still restricting what I can see??

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@Keir_Starmer @magyarpeterMP you ain't congratulating s***. kapd be.

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Buying kids phones and computers used to be parental discretion; Internet providers have an 18+ toggle. And yet THAT'S not enough of a boundary for these idiots- still need ID online. Get a life plz.

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Okay now that everyone has exchanged blows dunking on people's country of origin. Wtaf are you gonna do about it rather than just crying on Twitter. The more the posts, the higher the insecurity online! 🙃

[memo @spammemoo]

A famous scientist once said:
"If you know each and every particle's state in the universe, you can predict anything and there won't be no *future*. "

Well s*** no wonder us young people feel like we have no hope under the bounds of surveillance.

Let that sink in.

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Imagine going into a licenced petrol station with the cashier blaring his own cultural music. Man says he's from South India but is PROJECTING his British nationality! 🤯
@Shell you may wanna have an audit on some of your branches in Norfolk..

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Hey @X, I already verified my age years ago. Why tf are you still restricting what I can see??

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@PM_ViktorOrban @ZelenskyyUa @eucopresident @vonderleyen @SecGenNATO Na figyeld hogy felkel az egész világ.
Aztán Zelenskyy-Ur vigyázzon a seggérre nehogy ugyan azt történjen mint '89 Romániában. Ugye látjuk a költségét.

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@PM_ViktorOrban @ZelenskyyUa @eucopresident @vonderleyen @SecGenNATO Na figyeld hogy felkel az egész világ.
Aztán Zelenskyy-Ur vigyázzon a seggérre nehogy ugyan azt történjen mint '89 Romániában. Ugye látjuk a költségét.

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If I were president. I would bring back conscription just to make 18yos work in retail for a year.

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Work-from-home schemes are ass.

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80% of any playerbase is made up of 20% of actual players. Gotta love smurfs.

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The year is 2054 and the CV you wrote has more pronouns than GCSEs

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Everybody is just as smart as each other. You just choose what skill points you wanna invest in.

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Since when did disabilities turn into a flex??

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Caffiene ain't s*** without motivation.

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Bro really thinks 'content creator' stands as a legitimate job title on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Wearing ur nhs lanyard about outside work ain't gonna make you look bigger. sorry miss

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Reminder to remember ur card pin number.