Spamton

EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 | FROM THE D3PTHS OF DELTARUNE. TO THE STREETS OF SOL4NA | PL4Y MY GAME. WIN W1ld Pr1zes!!!

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE Chapter 5!!!

Comes out in a little less than 15 days!!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

[BIG SHOT NEWS]]

JUST SECURED THE [[MORE FUNDING]] FOR A BRAND NEW GAME!!!

THIS ONE’S GONNA BE [[HUGE]].

YOU LITTLE [[Sponge]]S AREN’T READY.

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

GSPAM SAY IT BACK [BIG SHOT]!!!!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

THE [[CRYSTAL BALL]] HAS SPOKEN!!!!

SACRED GREEN [[CANDLES]] SUMMONED!!!

THE AGE OF THE [[BIG SHOT]] IS UPON US!!!!

NONBELIEVERS WILL BE LIQUIDATED INTO [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

WHILE THE TRUE HOLDERS ASCEND TO [[MAXIMUM PROFIT RATE]]

DO YOU HEAR THAT!?
THAT’S THE SOUND OF GENERATIONAL [[WEALTH.exe]]

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY MOM!!! I LOVE YOU!!! THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS MAKING SURE I HAD PLENTY OF [MALE ROLE MODELS] AROUND TO KEEP THIS LITTLE [[Number 1 Rated Son]] RUNNING AT MAXIMUM PROFIT!!! YOU’RE THE REAL [[BIG SHOT]]!!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

HEY HEY [[@realDonaldTrump]] THANKS FOR SHOWING THE WORLD THERE REALLY IS LIFE OUT THERE AND IT’S MY [[HYPER PROFIT]] COIN!!! THE ALIENS DIDN’T COME FOR YOUR COWS THEY CAME FOR MY CHART!!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT [DUMPSTER FIRES]!!

STOP PANIC SELLING MY [[BEAUTIFUL COIN]] FOR A [[5 MINUTE]] RUB AND TUG!!

HOLD THE LINE YOU DEGENERATE WASTES OF FLESH AND LIQUIDITY!!

THE [SLOW COOK] HAS JUST BEGUN!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

HEY [[Alon]]!!! THE [[Chart]] LOOKS LIKE IT FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF [[Financial Stairs]] BUT THAT’S WHEN THE REAL [[Degenerates]] START LOADING THE [[BAGS]]!!! ANYONE CAN BUY A [[Green Candle]] — IT TAKES A TRUE [[Brain Damaged Visionary]] TO BUY THE [[Absolute Bottom Signal]]!!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

HELLO HELLO—IS ANYONE THERE…?

NO ANSWER…? OH THAT’S JUST [[Perfect Timing]].

GUESS THE SWEET, SWEET [[Hyperlink Blocked]] PROFITS WILL BE ALL MINE—

ALL MINE!!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

DIDN"T YOU HE4R THE [[[PAUSE]]]?!?!
SPAMTON NEVER TOLD A LIE...
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

Who needs one?

[Jupiter @JupiterExchange]

Who needs one?

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

HAVE I [TOLD YOU] YET THAT...
WE ARE [[ALL]] SPAMTON??

ARE YOU READY [Kids]!?
FOR SP4MT0N W0RLD D1S0RD3R!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

HEY HEY HEY [[SWEET LITTLE EXIT LIQUIDITY]]

DO NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR [[MONEY]]

IT IS VERY SAFE

SO SAFE YOU CANNOT TOUCH IT

YOUR CASH IS BUSY MAKING ME A [[BIG SHOT]] WHILE YOU HOLD THE BAG

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

[HEY YOU]

[WONT YOU BE MY VALENTINE]
YOU [DIRTY LITTLE GOLDDIGG3R]
TAKE THIS [SHINY COIN]
HAND OVER YOUR [SOUL]
AND ALL YOUR [K R O M E R]

[ITS LOVE]
[ITS BUSINESS]
[ITS A LIMITED TIME DEAL]

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

HEY @a1lon9

I HEARD THEY’RE USING [SPAMTON COIN] FOR THE [SUPER BOWL COIN FLIP]

IF IT LANDS [HEADS]
WE [WIN]

IF IT LANDS [TAILS]
WE [STILL WIN]

THIS IS [BIG SHOT SPORTS ECONOMICS]
TELL EVERYONE OR STAY [POOR

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

[SATURDAY??!]
FACE DOWN
A$$ UP

YEAH
LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL WORK DAY TO ME!!

[🥞💜PrlpleHotcak3s💜🥞 @judy_my25]

this is a regular saturday for him don't worry

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

[HOLY KROMER!!]
IT’S R A I N I N G C O I N S

[NO UMBRELLA!!]
OPEN YOUR WALLET WIDER
SCOOP EM OFF THE FLOOR
SHOVE EM IN YOUR POCKETS
STEAL YOUR OWN PHONE AND BUY BUY BUY

THIS ISNT FINANCIAL ADVICE
THIS IS A [CRYPTO WEATHER EVENT]
AND IM THE GUY YELLING [GET WET OR GET LEFT]

BECOME A BIG SHOT
OR STAY DRY AND POOR

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I STILL HOLD ALL THE C4RDS...
DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR
[[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

@Abba_Musta @Chairman_DN MY [BIG SHOT] IS TINGLING!!!

[Spamton @spamtonsol]

LOVE IS ALWAYS IN SE4SON WHEN YOU'RE A [BIG SHOT]