@nikicaga there's plenty of things to talk about besides "My team is better than yours". Try science. Try books. Try TV and movies and music. Try talking about the funny thing that happened to you on the way to the forum.
Point is, you've got options. Stop being boring.
“That looks like Penny Lane again”
“R-Ringo how can you say that? There’s a Tuk-Tuk right there! That stop sign is in Hindi!!”
“Penny Lane is a Beatles song I was in The Beatles”
Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.