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Dear DOGE,

Please don’t cut the Sharelunker program. Asking for the fisherman’s friend.

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@TexasBaseball Yeah but we have this guy in the polo. May I posit that he firmly establishes the veracity of the classic trope that says “not all heroes wear baseball uniforms”.- Earnest Hemingway

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@RonFilipkowski Christian values > sexual assault liability and pussy grabbing

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@kestx @D33_foreman https://t.co/akuM78dfnD

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@silverbackstra1 @D33_foreman “How ya like me now” - D’Onta Foreman. Texas #2 All Time Single Season Rushing. Leader. https://t.co/F8t2usRurC

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@simonateba @WhiteHouse Willie Nelson smokes a joint on the roof during the Carter administration. 🤠🔥

[Ralph Steadman Art @SteadmanArt]

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@KA_Todd19 @libsoftiktok Not sure? If that danged VP got hung proper like, maybe that would reflect some grace and dignity at our nation's Capitol Building. This happened at the White House, which is located in our nation's capital. It is a dystopian place, always has been. #tittiesoverviolence

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@Timodc @drainglencanyon Couple more Texas places.

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Have a safe trip

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@silverbackstra1 @D33_foreman “How ya like me now” - D’Onta Foreman. Texas #2 All Time Single Season Rushing. Leader. https://t.co/F8t2usRurC

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@silverbackstra1 @D33_foreman No disrespect Mr. Proud Patriot. This man ran for 2,028 yards in 1 season for the Horns, 2nd behind the GOAT and ahead of the other GOAT on a season total. You should worry more about the history “books” of the teams for which root, and take your UT Tshirt back 4 a refund

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@kyleumlang 90% he’s from Dallas

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@WalterSobchakSr @CMReischman @tedcruz Because, like Elizabeth Warren, both Georges Bush, Ronald Reagan (RIP) ,Barry “Bo—Shizzle” of the Choom Gang, Richard Nixon, John McCain, my boy “Energy” Joe Manchin, and also, that “old crow” Mitch McConnell, she is pro-voting and rule of law, and she’s conservative.

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@charliehurley21 @TexasBaseball 🤘🏾

[Charlie Hurley @charliehurley21]

I’d like to announce my commitment to the University of Texas! Hook em🤘🏼

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“The Big 12 PAC”
@CedGolden

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Save Dirty Martin's Place https://t.co/rx6mKOnyXH via @Change

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@Timodc Also, if you send STOP to their text, they will send it from a different number….4 more times.

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@Mawam Bless you friend.

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@josephthompsonx @D33_foreman https://t.co/EaMYz1LQRN

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@D33_foreman Why you got to be a dick to one of the best backs we ever had ?

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@D33_foreman Why you got to be a dick to one of the best backs we ever had ?