Sam Sausage

Vet Nurse, live in ESSEX!! Woop woop! I got married 12/05/12, was the best day ever!. And I love JLS!! JLSter 4 life, and im proud!! ANSAAA!!! XxX

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Ian Beale reversed, what 2 foot? At literally no speed, but we’re supposed to just accept Jordan has all these injuries from it?! It’s ridiculous! Make it believable, at least #EastEnders

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Fuck me!!! That was intense! My heart is breaking for poor Dodger 💔 come and give me a cuddle boy, I’ll look after you!
Also, my Ste better be ok, he’s been my fave character since forever!
EPIC
#HollyoaksLater

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Been watching all the “favourite” episodes, on the app for the 30th….. just seen the one where Carmel dies….yep, still crying my eyes out! I even knew it was coming, but it’s still as sad the 2nd time round! #Hollyoaks

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I only tuned in to #SummertimeBall to see JLS, and you gave us one bloody song?! Shameful!
Turned it off now, only wanted to see the boys, frankly saw better stuff on Insta than you showed!

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@Darryl__Jason Then you can’t pass judgement on it! All
Soaps are bit doom and gloom, but EE has been phenomenal this year. They all have peaks and troughs with the writing, EE and H’Oaks are just in peaks right now 🤷‍♀️

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@TashAmaka Absolutely not!!!!! She came back a few WEEKS after having a baby, for a LIVE episode, and have the performance of her life!!!!! She carried the episode, along with James Bye, and gave it her everything ❤️ she’s outstanding

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@Darryl__Jason Did you NOT see the 40th?! Lacey and James Bye were immense, I still cry if I see Martin Fowler on screen! That’s powerful. They deserved it this year, but they’ve been through a few years not winning much, just like ITV soaps this year 🤷‍♀️

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@shails004 Both the best soaps, IMO, so not complaining. All soaps go through years of bad writing and no awards, then they change it up……maybe next year they’ll be back winning again

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@Darryl__Jason Poor excuse! Hollyoaks has gone down to 3 x 20min episodes a week, and still scooped awards 🤷‍♀️

[Sam Sausage @spanferina]

@SoapAwards I would tune in, if you sort your bloody channel out!!!!

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@startturntable This is from Martins funeral!!!

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@MaskewK I literally just tweeted this! 🤣🤣

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Lauren is the bloody Gretchen Weiners of the group this year! Stop trying to make Bogan/Boganic happen, you stuck up boring dickhead 😡🤦🏼‍♀️ #MAFSAustralia

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@theaston316 Fucking great head, or something similar along those lines! Definitely used the word head though

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Jacqui is a massive red flag herself! Excuse me, how dare you judge his probably delightful little dog, before you’ve even met her! Staffies are THE BEST! Run Ryan!!! 😡😡 #MAFSAU

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@LakenDay1 It’s spelt Awhina but pronounced Athena

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@Kazters I can post the video, if you want to see it, but it is 3 mins long! lol. I’m still not ok, Martin was the best 💔💔

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@Hollyoaks “Maxine’s mystery man”…..we’ve literally not heard her talk about anyone, not seen her talking/messaging anyone…..seems like it was a mystery to Maxine aswell! Very poor writing, this is the first we’ve heard of Maxine dating anyone 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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@eternalglindas The final….as in the final to see who wins the one golden ticket. 2 from the first team, 2 from the 2nd team, then those 4 play it out to see who gets the ticket…….Not straight through to the actual final