Miss Allocation

Ohio girl just trying to understand the world.

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@nicksortor @mattvanswol Yes

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@JanetheActuary @sappholives83 The article is odd. Unless I read it wrong, she’s being sued for not being truthful?

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@LooneeLuna @mexigreekmom74 @sappholives83 So she’s being sued by the hospital for speaking out? They must have some medical records that differ from what she is saying? That’s the only thing that makes sense?

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@9mmsmg It’s also about where people want to live. Ohio is perfectly fine. There’s lots of opportunity to make a comfortable living and own a home in a decent neighborhood but people want New York City or houses on the beach to bend to their will.

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@ken_stamper_sr @DefiantLs @Mark_Johnson80 Exactly. It’s exhausting trying to explain this to people.

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@chi_quiero So many chemicals

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@Marginlfutility @OrevaZSN Beach house, Whole Foods, new wardrobe every season, 2 vacations a year…. You know… the basics.

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@Teagan1776 @WallStreetApes It’s not a factual story. Out of pocket maximums are capped for most plans

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@FightWithMemes @bell155044 I got paid for 4 months after I was laid off. It was lovely.

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

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@annette_inka Most people slather themselves in chemicals daily

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@TheMattViera The question is why we don’t make our homes more livable and fun instead of constantly complaining about going on vacation.

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@tata_mirigomez @MentalidadFeroz Yes!

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@abitcoinrealist @UziCryptoo Thank you for showing sanity.

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@rushicrypto It’s not just coffee. Compare closets, shoes, cars, decor, internet, vacations, computers, cell phones and basically everything. The coffee is just a generic term for making better decisions. Are you that dense?

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@NatureGirl_21 It’s what you do to survive OR I guess if you just love the sound of your own voice complaining then stay.

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@JuneStar519195 @Bitcoin_Teddy New car. New house. New clothes. New new new 24/7

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@Bitcoin_Teddy All choices

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@Iamjaneezy @danielfazio It was adorable when my daughter started working at a coffee shop in high school. She came home stunned that adults worked there. It took her working in a job like that to realize there are people who just don’t have any capacity to do much else but work minimum wage.

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@NeeverH @sheilatebra I agree so much. These expensive weddings are so wasteful. Just like running to Disney every summer. People wonder why they are in debt.