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The devil hides as a deli worker. When you ask for your bread to be toasted, he gives you untoasted instead. Screw you, deli devil worker.

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@CalltoActivism

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@CalltoActivism If all he does is sit down, can't we just Futurama his head into a glass jar?

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@BY1959 The second annual Deep Throat Hot Dog Eating Contest is under way. JD Vance wins it by a slide whistle.

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@Sabrina56389530

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@jasonllevin She will be remembered as transitioning from Jan Michael Vincent to her current state of being.

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Trump should quit while he's a head.

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@smc429 @RepYassAnsari 😄

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@Mollyploofkins @RetroMoviesDB

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@RepYassAnsari

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@Not_Dik Can't the cunts coexist?

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@gnuman1979 Is he talking about the Jesus version where it's okay to cheat and lie? Is there such a version?

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@gundrymd_ What happens when you deepthroat it like the guy in the picture?

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@JDoh2983

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@LucifersTweetz

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@CattardSlim This is what Laura Loomer really looks like through a pair of comic book X-ray glasses.

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@OrcObserver @rushicrypto

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@hemantmehta He sounds a lot like Foghorn Leghorn but without all that sexting talk.

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@HubbaBubbaYo

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@HubbaBubbaYo 😆

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@reedgalen Where have I seen Rick Scott before? Oh, yeah. Now I remember. He's Reverend Henry Kane, also known as "The Beast." He happens to be the main antagonist of the Poltergeist film series.