Logan Spangler

A comedian out of Springfield, Mo., Logan Spangler loves to take audiences on a dark and hilarious journey into his magically morbid, yet mildly silly, mind.

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If @jamesriver @Life360_PC @TBN @OzarkChristian @ymca

Y'all stripping rights from child bearers isn't cool. You are institutions that are perpetuating crimes against humanity. Rape, abuse, genocide, and the Fall of decency and scientific progress are all on you asswipes.

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@GovParsonMO To address any misinformation: @GovParsonMO is a fascist.

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Bout to go #solarenergy, get #septic installed and order a #propanetank just to avoid @cityutilities. The @bbb_us should investigate their exploitative and misleading practices. @CityofSgf should be ashamed of their horrible service and shamefull business ethics/morals.

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@cityutilities what's this you trying to act like outside lines aren't regularly maintained by most utility companies? You are a #scam business and the fact that @CityofSgf doesn't do more to stop your exploitation of the people who live here. Going #solar just to spite you.

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Christians have killed way more babies than abortions have...
#AbortionIsHealthcare #Christianity #ChristoFascism #SeparationOfChurchAndState #JesusChrist #christlike #wwjd #AbortTheSupremeCourt #abortreligion

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@WhiteHouse @SCOTUSblog @SCJudgments @congressdotgov @SenateDems @SenateGOP @SenateFloor @UNHumanRights @POTUS @FLOTUS #AbortionIsHealthcare #AbortTheCourt #AbortTheSupremeCourt #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #healthcarecrisis #EconomicCrisis #culttakeover #cultistsrunningamerica

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@DoorDash_Help No, I won't dm you. If you really want to resolve your shortcomings as a company you'll be willing to talk it out in public forum and not try to settle all of your issues behind closed doors. It's an invalid form of gaslighting that is abusive by companies to their consumers.

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@DoorDash Stop giving your drivers multiple deliveries at once! I'm tired of my stuff being cold and soggy. Honestly, fuck off for unchanging so much and then delivering old food... #FridayVibes #ripoff #scam #fuckyou #sickofthisshit #fuckoff #CustomerExperience #FoodFriday

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Alito is a little bitch. Say that 5x fast... #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights #abortionrights @SavetheChildren #ChildSupport #fostercare #SupremeCourt #christianssuck #christiansruineverything

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@GazpromEN y'all wouldn't invade other countries so much and kill innocent families and children if you just stopped sucking Putin's dick so much...

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Don't have a @Tesla, @Rivian, @ChevyElectric or other #ElectricVehicle? #gasprices got you by the gender neutral nads (#Pride2022)? Then read this and save $$$ so you can #ballout. https://t.co/4tMMGewx5o

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@MNightShyamalan I left my gastrointerologist because they said you're their favorite director which made me feel they were mentally unfit.

@hbomax #old #ruinedavatar #givememylifebackfromwatchingthevillage #ladyinthewatertanked #pleasedontkeephurtingpeople #fridaymorning

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@ShahSurgery can you choke me out too, or do you only do that to deaf people who don't want it?

#entitleddoctor #entitled #angerissues #angermanagement #thursdayvibes #Disability #DisabilityRights #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth #DoctorStrange #badkindastrange #baddoc #whatsupdoc

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@NATOHungary #viktororban is a coward to support the #RussianWarCrimes by purchase of #Russia's blood-oil. #WARINUKRAINE #UkraineWar #PutinWarCriminal #PutinCoup #PutinIsaWarCriminal #WarCrimes

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@g20org is a bitch for inviting #PutinWarCriminal. Fuck off you fair whether bullshit coward cucks. Save some #UkraineUnderAttaсk instead of sucking putin's dick.

#RussianWarCrimes #PutinWarCrimes #WarCrimes #UkraineRussianWar

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@uniper_energy is wanting to scab and support #PutinWarCriminal with oil money. I thought countries that lived through WW2 would have a little backbone but apparently not all of them.

#WARINUKRAINE #WarCrimesofRussia #RussianWarCrimes #UkraineRussiaWar #StandWithUkraine️

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@uniper_energy don't be a coward and acquiesce to @GazpromEN extortion to support #PutinsWar. #RussianWarCrimes need your money more than you need their gas/oil. @ENERGY @Shell @bp_plc do whatever you can to prevent scabs from funding genocide in Ukraine... #putinisalimpdick

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@PolandMFA @MFABulgaria are badass for not paying rubles, fuck @abouthungary for being a scab...

#WARINUKRAINE #Ukraine #UkraineRussianWar #WarCrimes #PutinWarCriminal #hungaryisacoward #russianoilisblood

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@tennisrussia maybe if yall speak up against a genocidal war criminal you can play with other "kids" again...

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@ChineseEmbinUS @Chinamission2un @PMOIndia @IndiaToday Don't sit idly by while #RussianWarCrimes continue. If you want power or money get famous, if you want assfuckex then then continue to be Putin's pawns...

#dontbeacoward #putinwillfuckyoutoo #russiaiscoldandshitty