kristin*

[kristin* @spank_n2]

Got sprayed by a skunk and now I have tomato juice in my coochie.... anyways who likes tomato soup?

[kristin* @spank_n2]

i’m a girl when i’m really weird. i’m a boy when i’m doing household chores. i’m non binary whenever i’m better than u at something.

[kristin* @spank_n2]

@mosquitobiting i need more pics ur actually a star

[kristin* @spank_n2]

@102099d i adore u

[kristin* @spank_n2]

@102099d always chillin

[sweets @lilsweeets]

tongue kissing pretty women

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I really am shallow enough that when I get blood drawn and they’re like wow you have great veins it does brighten my day considerably

[James @CaucasianJames]

one of these days i’m gonna disappear and return forklift certified

[kristin* @spank_n2]

drunk soaking my chickpeas for tomorrow’s dinner

[kristin* @spank_n2]

@spacerayy should have been me

[gunk @goodestroyer]

had a dream that i took an edible that was a pierogi. insane

[Wealth Professional @pharmadelica]

Actually Deeply disturbing to see a family play Spike Ball. That game is for Homoerotic male bonding ONLY.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

One of my favorite lies to tell myself is that a blueberry muffin is substantially more nutritious than a chocolate chip muffin.

[kristin* @spank_n2]

going out west expecting gorpcore but it’s all athleisure 😔

[kristin* @spank_n2]

driving in platform boots is seriously pedal to the metal

[esoteric adams @nenocenturi0n]

alright hear me out: maximum wage

[kristin* @spank_n2]

The business bitch urge to leave the “Sent from my iPad” signature on when I send important emails.