melizzo the rat

🦡🥰

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

I know this girl

named

✨Melissa✨

and her 🍑ass🍑 is soft as

🤧tissue🤧

she got

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😡hatin'😡

cause her

‼️b👀ty‼️

is

😩💯official💯😩

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

me

[biscuits @biscuitss__]

Justin bieber fans on their way to work tomorrow after he didn’t join usher for the halftime show and let the fans relive their childhood #SuperBowl2024 #SuperBowl

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

deleting twitter for a little while. bye

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

what if underwater creatures think they’re on land and we’re the ones underwater

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

@KenzieInABox stop bc this tweet was suggested to me randomly and i literally know u i’m so excited

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

crazy bc lady camden’s final lip sync should have won her an emmy alone

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

@slizzyy9 thank you 🥺🥺🥺

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

would love if someone could manifest some good vibes my way

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

hurting so fucking bad rn

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

oh my god im so excited i am forcing justin to go with me in nj

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

thank you Omaha 💕

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

if i don’t look like longwood gardens personified at my wedding i’ve failed myself

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

STOP LMAO

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

VINNy??? SHANGELA???!!!!

[Dancing with the Stars #DWTS @officialdwts]

Dancing with the Stars enters a ✨whole new world✨ with these stars! Get ready to see them shine on the #DWTS season premiere, streaming LIVE September 19 only on @DisneyPlus! https://t.co/4rJkwY0Zqt

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

@officialdwts @DisneyPlus VINNy??? SHANGELA???!!!!

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

me staying muted in the zoom when my boss asks everyone how their weekend was

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

@nellysdeli69420 gotta show justin this one smh

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

this is such a karen thing to be mad at but like …… god damn bitch why do we have this job then cause i would RATHER pump my own gas but if y’all getting paid to sit there all day u might as well do the 1 thing required of ur job!! what in the world

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

i’m just confused… lmk why in new jersey, the state that literally holds you at gunpoint while someone pumps your gas for you, i go to my local wawa and the 2 boys working just sit there and stare at me until i pump my OWN gas …..

[melizzo the rat @spankkler]

i’m just confused… lmk why in new jersey, the state that literally holds you at gunpoint while someone pumps your gas for you, i go to my local wawa and the 2 boys working just sit there and stare at me until i pump my OWN gas …..