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Australopithecine specialising in arts and entertainment reviews. Follow @SpankTM to be notified of updates to my bewildering cluster of websites.

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(to be pinned in preparation for next time a tweet of mine blows up)

I don't have a Soundcloud. I have a bookshop instead. Does that count? https://t.co/4EhZYlmK59

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Just one more tweet, then. https://t.co/cxczwyii06

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Happy new year to everyone except for the twat who runs this place.

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You need a diary, don't you? Well, here's a diary. https://t.co/DTwfcyq4Qt

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Cannon Arm, in particular, is bloody great and easily rentable on YouTube. https://t.co/4nIBKl6V5e

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Amazingly, I've seen four of these (Dobermann on its original release, and 9, 8 and 7 courtesy of #LFF).

[Mike McCahill @mike_mccahill]

'Tis the season. Here are the 10 Lowest Opening Weekends at the UK Box Office in 2022.

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@ModernDayNTK https://t.co/wKR3kMDNX5

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@ModernDayNTK Possibly Skint Video?

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Merry Christmas. I made you a thing. Again. https://t.co/lO34ThxAwx

[Brad Huber ⚜️👽🍻🕹 @daybreaker]

@tmbg can you retweet the question?

[Prince Charles Cinema @ThePCCLondon]

Did you know if you Google RRR, a little horse and motorcycle race across the screen?

While you are enjoying that, come see the Indian blockbuster, as #RRRMovie returns to The PCC in original Telugu Language w/ English Subs on 10th January. 🎟️ https://t.co/01kWsz7CIu

[Matthew Gaydos @MatthewGaydos]

For anyone else who was looking for a side-by-side comparison of the Barbie trailer with 2001: A Space Odyssey, here ya go!

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@PreachyPreach <slightly out of sync golf clap layered on top>

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@SquidyUK I still pronounce it Radee-OT-imees.

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memorial retweet

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David Lynch is so obsessed with the duality of human nature, I bet he has a second soundtrack composer called Devilo Goodalamenti.

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@AndrewM2p4c @BBCArchive *spontaneous cheering*

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

i am going to watch James Cameron's Avatar 2: The Way of Water while on board a loud train, with one earbud in, and I'm not gonna rotate my phone

[Jesse Case @jessecase]

I love going to concerts. It truly is the best way to experience the back of some guy's dumb fucking giant head.

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@AnneBillson @SightSoundmag Similar delights to be found at @secondmentions.

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Last first-of-the-month of 2022, featuring an exotic Christmas monkey and all sorts of other stuff. https://t.co/ez38q1Yz19