Matt Russelle

Half way there

[Matt Russelle @Spanky201]

Is there a less shot or more better Twitter yet?

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Long time. What's the happ?

[Matt Russelle @Spanky201]

Not sure who gave @johncusack the night off but I am against it. What are we even here for?

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@tsnotoole *edit* said in the voice of Seth Myers impression of Donald Trump #everynightonlatenite

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@tsnotoole Scientifically speaking an upside down Bible is the just the Qu'ran.

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I may have just formulated my best tweet ever and it's 4 years too late so nobody will ever know.

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The only possible way that any of this makes sense is if Jesus comes rolling in this Xmas. #plague #sorrywereoutoflocustswillyoutakemurderhornets #jesusissanta #bcisbeforecoronanow

[Matt Russelle @Spanky201]

@USSMUSIC Trash. Ateria

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@bertkreischer @OfficialNFLShop Fritz Crisler

[Matt Russelle @Spanky201]

I hope @normmacdonald names his next special 'short story long' so Conan has to cut to commercial twice.

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

This is remarkable: 170 Dutch academics put together a 5-point manifesto for economic change after the C19 crisis, building on #degrowth principles. It has gone viral in Dutch media. In this thread I'll summarize the points in English. https://t.co/jjiJ2nVRW5

[Matt Russelle @Spanky201]

Round 2 of Spankys art/memorabilia auction just went live.https://t.co/z3k1aTnFQ2 might be something for you @tsnotoole @BigCityKen

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Any chance this is definitive proof that we are all human beings or are we gonna stick with the hatred and vitriol thing?

[Matt Russelle @Spanky201]

I refuse to watch The Irishman for the same reason I won't watch The Chinaman. #COVID19

[Matt Russelle @Spanky201]

All the time in the world and I still can't make it through act 1 of The Irishman.

[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

Retweet this tweet for your chance to win either the @Huawei Freebuds 3 or Watch GT 2 - four winners will be picked in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

[Matt Russelle @Spanky201]

This. This is why I have had #itsalive with #bradleone on infinite loop for a year. Check it out on @bonappetit people, could save your life! #aintthatrightvin

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@OffMenuOfficial day 2 of quarantine and I'm here stressed about the 17mins and 54secs it took before poppadoms or bread.

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@AnneShebib Sounds like someone who played in a cemetery as a child.

[Matt Russelle @Spanky201]

I am 12 days in to quitting smoking and all I can think of is....where's my jacket with the mushrooms in the pocket?