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[jamie @jmsnftzptrck]

prayed to fall in love but forgot to pray for him to be in love with me too…Greek myth ass mistake

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

The irony is a British women’s football team competing at the Olympics will NOT have to play against males but in a women’s World Cup brought to the uk (with tax payers money) females would have to play males regardless of Uk law saying that should not happen! Because @UKLabour voted against assured fair & safe sport for women & girls yesterday & the fence sitting @LibDems abstained 🤨 Our girls deserve reality sex based rights in sport

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

Mental gymnastics level: Expert.

Elon wants to give the shares 100% directly to the kid.

Critics: “No, run it through the state so 30% goes to admin, 20% to fraud, and 5% maybe reaches them. Anything else is bad.”

[Rebecca Paul MP @Rebecca_SPaul]

Heartbreaking that MPs have allowed this to go ahead. Too many chose to look the other way. It is indeed the medical scandal of our time.

[Liste @endliste]

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever

[danwilliamson @spannerdan2]

Fair play to my algorithmic misinformation bubble. Absolutely knocking it out of the park right now.

[One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_]

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads"

[Ed Ludlow @EdLudlow]

My two year old is absolutely fixated and now deeply dissapointed by my Model Y

[Robin @xdNiBoR]

"Sir, license and registrat..."

[gaut @0xgaut]

car insurance companies watching the roadster demo

[Australischer Austauschstudent @VceOfReason]

Als ich heute Morgen Elon Musks fliegende Teslas gesehen habe, ist mir fast mein EU-richtlinienkonformer PFAS-Papierstrohhalm im Hals stecken geblieben.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

The thing that kills me is they filmed themselves destroying this kid's life and put it on tv and made money from it.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I read that Stephen Gray, the ex-copper who made an excellent apparent-causal joke about bacon has been
fined because his joke was 'grossly offensive'

I think that what a lot of English people would find 'grossly offensive' is the idea of a grown man having sexual intercourse with a nine year old girl

But maybe criticising this would be blasphemy ?

On the whole, I think that the provincial judge laying down this law, Steven Hood, may come from a different part of England from me

[Maddie @JournoMaddie]

As of next year, you will need to provide ID to use social media. But the same government bringing in that legislation might not require you to show ID to vote.

[Sam Ashworth-Hayes @SAshworthHayes]

In 1991 Holborn and St Pancras was ~73% White British. Today it's ~34%.

Massive demographic change along with self-selection into the area means it's less a change in voter preferences than it is who the voters are.

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

If a murderer survives a state execution, and they get lifesaving care

But a baby survives an abortion, and they get left of a cold tray to die

We are definitely living in dark and twisted times

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Your police officers think there's more than two sexes. Fix that and you'll fix everything.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Today I've been writing a really sad chapter that made me cry several times, but every time I cried I pulled myself together and went back in to make sure it's exactly as sad as I need it to be, so I suppose Graham Greene had a point about the splinter of ice.

[Mohamed @MoeSquare]

I wanna see Claude do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke

[Dennis Noel Kavanagh @Jebadoo2]

As @soniasodha just pointed out, this is an NHS board saying evidenced based medicine is just some random opinion, further that it's not sufficiently cogent or coherent or relevant to anything important.

I cannot believe what I just read. They are arguing science fails the Grainger test.