Reigen Arataka 🍔

Greatest psychic of this century and the next! For business inquiries, please refer to my website or call Spirits&Such Consultation Office. He/Him. Food critic

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

Ai food is the true disgrace. I can’t eat it.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@REIGEN_OK One of those. You know.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@REIGEN_OK Hmmm.. hot dog is good… do you plan on adding anything to it?

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@REIGEN_OK You disgrace the Arataka name.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@REIGEN_OK Ohhh, I see. You’re one of those. Well, I want no part of your sick and twisted desires.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@peppersnsuch It’sssssslightly above average - and you earn 1% commission for every satisfied customer that you assist with!

[ He winks and clicks his tongue, producing a coin out of nowhere and twirling it around his fingers. ]

Anywho, I look forward to seeing you this Monday, yeah?

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

Whoever replies to this first… will win a very special prize! 😏

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@gabagoolflaps Excellent.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

Whimper.

[Food Crush @CozycupC6149]

Eat or skip!

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@gabagoolflaps Hungry.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@gabagoolflaps Hello

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

Whimper.

[Food Crush @LandLover56]

Eat or skip?

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@REIGEN_OK Look, I don’t have time to be tested and questioned by Amateurs. As you can clearly see, I’m superior. Now would you kindly D.N.I. Thank you.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

Me as a #Cat #Meaf

[🪱 benny worm 🪱 @bennywormcat]

your laughy. mine bowl has been empty for. 8 hundered years. and youre laughy

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@gabagoolflaps SOLD.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@REIGEN_OK Nice try, pal. I was humoring you.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@REIGEN_OK Hwoah

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@REIGEN_OK Oh, huh… What’s the threshold for it to count, do you think?

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@REIGEN_OK Of course, it’s a common misconception. You should try and keep focused at all times, if you can, though.

[Reigen Arataka 🍔 @sparataka]

@peppersnsuch Bah, he’s due to expire soon, I’m sure. Do you really want to hinge your future on some ol’ geezer? Besides, it’s an /honor/ to work with me, you should be grateful!

[ Shutting his eyes and crossing his arms, pulling a wicked smirk. He hopes they don’t notice his lip quiver. ]