William Butler

Big city cop. Still not used to living in the big city.

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Mother rapes her own daughter for sex education purposes. #crazy #crime http://t.co/GsO1dO61

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I feel like going back to sleep.

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My new captain seems like a decent boss, as far as bosses go. http://t.co/tazn5Dqk

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Purported family member of dead carjacker: "Although he carjacked a senior at gunpoint, he wouldn’t have hurt a soul." http://t.co/WtflgEmx

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@Pilotparamedic1 Amen!

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Washington State Trooper killed in the line of duty. Rest in peace, my brother. http://t.co/UKmnpvfo

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People claiming to be family and friends of a dead carjacker express their anger at my thoughts of his crime. Wow. http://t.co/F197Xma3

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The LAPD puts down a carjack suspect. Good shooting guys! #police #shooting http://t.co/Vu6S81Ac

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Got off work smelling like barbeque. #fire http://t.co/S71Xwf70

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@IamHellGirl Looks like a breakfast of champions!

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In my quest for career advancement, I may end up getting a job where the only danger is carpel tunnel. http://t.co/VBMPAsny

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@snowflakelovee For sure! That's mandatory!!! LOL

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Time for me to get a new job. http://t.co/dDp6n35f

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Despite what you might read in the press, gang killing is not politically correct. #media http://t.co/gnlXmWLL

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@YB_Sodermalm Haha! Of course not! :-)

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Kids take a video of an officer involved shooting. They laugh while the suspect is shot by police. Kids these days. http://t.co/Hq9SPAzK

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Cannibal who ate his girlfriend & vampire who drank a man's blood after killing him are to be wed. #strange http://t.co/IICuWxGX

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@snowflakelovee I had a partner once who used to say, "We're not here to solve your problems. We're here to take someone to jail."

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The police can't parent your kid for you. Sorry. http://t.co/CFZ5wiEK

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When you change your legal name to Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, you should recognize that doing drugs is not fun anymore. #dumb http://t.co/tePIQCDB