Steve Parker

A foodie, software engineer and technologist. Passionately engaged in life and people. 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him.

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

@thorpej Extremely low. 🇳🇴

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

@SpencerDay A cool session with my favorite piano is kinda good… https://t.co/AjmAPIHwoX

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@thorpej That makes X/Tweeterville a force for good?? …

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

@thorpej Um. Pretty mixed feelings for me about DiFi, although not the SFGMC or liberal patriotism. In her first vote that mattered after Harvey and George’s death she voted against their domestic partner benefits ordinance. She was a mixed bag her whole political career. Byeee!

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@anoras @Apple I have a 4s too, but it's battery is a little worn. Feel free to look for someone who wants a 2-for-1 deal...

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

@anoras @bunnisexyworld Yeah, one of my three phones got the alert. The one on a VPN in Seattle at the time. Also my US SIM phone was not notified. Tourists in Norway must ask a friend? 😳

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

Check out my latest software performance article. I tackle how latency should change under load, and what that means. https://t.co/t2IJmaYjB9 #SoftwarePerformance #SoftwareEngineering #PerformanceTracking #WorkAtAvanade

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@unfed Miss you too!

But let's add "with no infrastructure bottlenecks at the start" and answer when and why would that change? And what is it before you hit a resource saturation?

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What is the latency as load increases for a simple service with no software performance bottlenecks? Ready? Go! #SoftwarePerformance

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@thorpej Saw it in London this summer! It was amazing! ❤️❤️

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How I built the world’s most efficient deepfake detector with $100 by ... @thorpej note the Raspberry Pi - if you hit his server enough apparently the cat notices the warmth and snuggles up... https://t.co/99BcsTqZNU via @YouTube

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Time to find my vibe as a performance pundit--discussing software performance strategies and insights after 30 years of performance experience. Next in my series of articles. @adrianco thx for inspiration to write on this #Software #SoftwarePerformance https://t.co/K5fUdTefLa

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@thorpej of anyone I know, you should find fun-NDC talk on a Raspberry pi deep fake detector. $100. https://t.co/99BcsTrxDs

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

Geek moment, NDC Oslo… conferences again! #Avanade #ndcoslo

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

@thorpej @TheRealHoarse You should console yourself with popcorn and Ketanji Jackson on TV… 🤪🎉

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

Crazy story! How a ship carrying $400 million in Porsches and Bentleys sank to the bottom of the sea - Popular Mechanics https://t.co/4rmkWZZP6M

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Pretty crazy... Found this doing research for a talk on computer history... except this is modern history! https://t.co/gTG6n3Ps0i

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

@thorpej Where I live now, we have no “burners.” Only people who like to hike and fish. 😎🇳🇴

[Steve Parker @SParkerSF]

At @Avanade I get to talk performance. 😎 First of hopefully many articles is out. Check it out! What else should I write about? #WorkAtAvanade #PerformanceTracking #SoftwareEngineering https://t.co/IbNHC93OXM