aLL HeaRt ❤🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈

She/her, Love music. Love comedy. Love life. Runner. Hate when people don't signal at roundabouts. Undertaker is life.

[aLL HeaRt ❤🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @sparkindadark]

@AvantiWestCoast Hi! Does tomorrow’s 1730 from EUS (arriving PRE 1938) have an unreserved 1st class carriage?

[aLL HeaRt ❤🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @sparkindadark]

@realbandupfresh @undertaker @AJStylesOrg @ShawnMichaels They already did.

[aLL HeaRt ❤🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @sparkindadark]

@AvantiWestCoast Hi - I need some assistance with changing my seat selection within the app. I tap ‘Change date, time or seat’ but it’s then not clear to me how I can access the seat map. I’ve an off-peak ticket that I purchased on the website.

[aLL HeaRt ❤🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @sparkindadark]

@Clentviewrescue They’re such a gorgeous litter! Ohhhh, if I was in the market for some kittens…

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Ted, do you want to come and erect some refugee tents with me”

[Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews]

Just when you think you've seen every way to spell it wrong...

[The Morecambe & Wise Archive 👓🌞♥️ @eric_ernie_col]

Happy Saturday Folks!

#StillBringingSunshine 👓☀️♥️
#EricMorecambeOBE
#JohnEricBartholomew

[Tony Hancock @East_Cheam_Lad]

I suppose I must lead what the social workers call a full life. The world is my oyster! I can dip in & have a basinful of anywhere I fancy. Ooh, these headphones don't half make your ears hot. Dear oh dear, like two braised chops under there they are!

#FridayNightWasHancockNight

[aLL HeaRt ❤🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @sparkindadark]

@TripleH @WWEID

[aLL HeaRt ❤🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @sparkindadark]

@wrestofireland @TripleH @WWE As far as I know, not unless you have a VPN and login details of someone who has a subscription to A&E.

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Elon musk is a twat
Tommy Robinson is a twat
Nigel Farage is a twat
Rupert Lowe is a twat
Lee Anderson is a twat
Richard Tice is a twat
Isabel Oakeshott is a twat
Donald trump is a twat
Robert Jenrick is a twat

If you agree repost and follow me will follow back

[Digital Plastic Records @DPRCollective]

you wanna see a murder?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me every time I go food shopping.

[🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 @Classicbritcom]

Farewell to the Actor Brian Murphy who passed away at the age of 92. R.I.P Brian 😇🙏

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Hang it in the fucking Louvre.

[Lou D🌹 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇺🇦 @louderry]

Male Reform MP is imprisoned for assaulting his girlfriend by repeatedly kicking her, female Labour MP mistakenly reports a phone was in the handbag she was mugged for 10 years ago. Guess which ones career the media are trying to destroy tonight?

[Jo Caulfield @Jo_Caulfield]

HUSBAND: “That’s a nice window display. Let’s go in. We might find some interesting Xmas presents”.

WE GO IN.

60 SECONDS LATER, WE’RE BACK OUTSIDE.

ME: “You are a complete idiot. Do not talk to me again today.”

🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[aLL HeaRt ❤🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @sparkindadark]

@Clentviewrescue I can’t do shoeboxes as I’m too far away - is it OK to ‘raid’ your Amazon wish list and send things? What’s the priority for Christmas - is it toys and blankets, or food?

[aLL HeaRt ❤🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @sparkindadark]

@Clentviewrescue Yeessss!