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[👾 @sparklebones]

Weekend plans 2 weeks of being married: “I’m going to bring my work computer home and we can choose our 2026 benefits” 🙄 I just wanna go see the baby animals at the zoo 😭😭😭

[👾 @sparklebones]

A girl I went to high school with is lying about having cancer for attention 🙃 we’re in our 30s 🙃

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

[👾 @sparklebones]

I’ve read 41 books this year!

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

if you start reading books again you will feel at least a little better. i promise

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Tylenol is literally the only thing pregnant people are allowed to take for pain during pregnancy. They’re gonna try to take away the one thing they give us to deal with pregnancy pain/discomfort

[👾 @sparklebones]

I’m glad I don’t stress eat and instead stress don’t eat

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I’m sorry but a Yankee’s moment of silence for a right wing influencer is not appropriate. Neither is his body being flown on Air Force 2, flags at half-mast nor a presidential medal of freedom.

Debate me.

[👾 @sparklebones]

Can anyone that’s not in the US tell me wtf is going on from your perspective?

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We’ll never forget the lives we lost on September 11, 2001. Let’s continue to honor their memories, and the courage of our first responders who put themselves in harm’s way.

[👾 @sparklebones]

HAVING VIGILS FOR A MAN YOU NEVER MET AND FLYING FLAGS HALF STAFF FOR HIM ON THE DATE OF 9/11 IS SO UNAMERICAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[👾 @sparklebones]

@Ribcage_Diaries Omg bless your soul for that

[👾 @sparklebones]

@Ribcage_Diaries That’s a great joke

[👾 @sparklebones]

Tomorrow is 9/11 though ? So American

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump says he’s ordering all American flags throughout the U.S. to be lowered to half-mast until Sunday, following Charlie Kirk’s death.

[👾 @sparklebones]

Update: wedding dress still fits, I was on steroids the week before and literally BALLOONED from water weight but back to normal now 🥲

[👾 @sparklebones]

Getting wedding dress altered tomorrow and fr I gained 12 lbs it ain’t gonna fit lmao

[👾 @sparklebones]

I’m gonna be so busy today at work RIP 😭😭😭😭😭 I want a chill Friday

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

I hate to tell you this but manufacturing is not coming back.

Americans don’t want to work in a sweatshop or assembly line for poor wages.

Americans also don’t want to pay inflated prices for goods which can be made cheaper overseas.

This is why Trump’s tariffs will fail.