The UX Unicorn

I'm SparkleTrot the mythical UX Unicorn. I'm awesome at doing the UX! Believe in the power of empathy! Tweets are my own (duh!)

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@karenmcgrane the placement of the word "understanding" is beautiful irony 🌈

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@semanticwill @united You & @jmspool have a hard on for bad customer service #whitepeopleproblems

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@mashable Paris Hilton is my spirit animal

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I think the #WorldCup is really missing the boat by not using the slogan, "Get a KICK out of Soccer!"#SPARKLEMAGIC

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@ifenn my UX portfolio brings all the boys to the yard

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@Malarkey it was the sound… of semantics 🎶

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"Man, I could really go for some $20,000 potato salad"

— No One, Ever

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@duqe if you have to sell an experience to sell your product, you're selling bullshit

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@jamesasterisk if you can't do it all, you're worthless. Pick up your toys and go home

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Recruiter: I have a software engineer position open

Me: I'm not an engineer

Recruiter: Great, here's the software engineer job description

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Congratulations, you figured out how to keep me off Twitter for the next month #worldcup

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@tamsnow22 Yay! #GLITTER 🌈

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Which wallet is yours?

@semanticwill: It's the one that says "Value Stream Mapping Muthafuckers" on it

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@adamconnor Personally, I'm more stoked than psyched 🌈

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@semanticwill VALUE STREAM MAPPING!!! OMG! You're really making the world a brighter place! 🌈 #GLITTER

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@lukew @beep Dreamy 😍 #SPARKLEMAGIC

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@AlainaRachelle super sparkly! 🌈

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You know who complains about design awards? People who've never won design awards

[William Haas Evans @semanticwill]

What is still:
1. evil: causing harm to the community
2. useless: providing no value to the community
3. ignorant of cog sci

UX Awards.