Gilligan Mungus

Sentient meat tamagotchi (h/t @jamesrosscomedy);she/her. “The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” - Joker

[Joe Newberry @JoeNewberry]

After he died, I sang "Lone Pilgrim" over him in the 2 a.m. darkness of his room. I turned around and saw that same nurse standing in the doorway. She came up to me, gave me a hug, and whispered, "He found the door."

James S. Newberry, July 9, 1921 - November 15, 2011

[Joe Newberry @JoeNewberry]

In my dad's last days, I asked the hospice nurse, an older woman from Alabama, "What is keeping him here? Why won't he let go?" She said, "Why honey, he's got the dementia. He can't find the door. When he finds the door, he'll be gone." 1/2

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@jonnywaistcoat Gertruuuuude!!!!!

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@Mikey_Scamp Absolutely, especially for afterlife kayaking. 😁

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@TheRustyQuill Gertuuuuude!!! That would be the best thing EVER if we got a Gertrude Magnus podcast. 🤞

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@wilmwilliams @redraculapod @eskew_podcast immediately comes to mind. Take a Junji Ito story, add a Thomas Ligotti book and put them in the rain - you’ve got I Am in Eskew. It’s delightfully mind bending.

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@redraculapod @BullshotUK @wtfrequencypod @scp_pod Okay I was already in when you had @SiennaSasha Then I saw you had @jonnywaistcoat and my brain started toward explosion. Now you’ve got @BullshotUK ?!?!? Cannot wait for this! 🦇🖤🩸

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@TheRustyQuill ACK!!!! They posted a web!!!! What does it all mean?!??

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@TheRustyQuill If the next tweet is a web…

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@NightlightPod @TheRustyQuill That’s awesome! Way to go, Tonia!

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@VenTravis LOL. And you whipped out your phone and played it too, right?

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@VenTravis That looks like a cave up ahead…be careful of statues.

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@VenTravis Hopefully no bugs around your face today. 🦟🚫

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@VenTravis Dude. Your dedication to your craft is commendable. Lol. Hope you didn’t get any bites (not sure what bugs those are).

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Soon some white folks are going to start to claim Santa Claus is white, too. Look, I saw him in the internment camps as a child. He was definitely Japanese.

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@NataliaADHD @AskADHD Not my company but they’re a great ADHD time management app. @llamalifeco

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Ukraine. Wow. Offering a global lesson in how you respond to bullies.

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@llamalifeco Dream list: Integration with Microsoft Outlook/To Do, iPhone app. Regardless, still loving Llama Life. It’s been a game changer for me and my scattered brain.

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Incredible that "the elephant in the room" means the thing no one is talking about. If I saw an elephant in a room I would bring it up almost immediately.

[Gilligan Mungus @SparklingLil]

@MadCatCuriosity @jonnywaistcoat Thank you for the work you do. I work in a medical provider group’s call center and see how overwhelmed our UC’s get. 💜