Sparkly Devil

Writer, burlesque rebel, opinionated loudmouth, sparkle addict, Crossfitter, wreakor of havoc.

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

Vacation officially starts in a few hours... leave for #Vegas on Monday at WTF o'clock. SO EXCITED FOR #BHOF! @burlesquehall

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

It feels like a JZ kinda Friday. ”I ain't looking at you dudes, I'm looking past you.” #truth

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

Speaking of bling, the kitties still haven't learned to rhinestone. Useless, they are. Maybe I'd have better luck with monkeys? #BHOF

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@PennyStarrJr And that's how a professional does it!

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

Working on my #BHOF costume in my 1-woman Swarovski sweatshop; remembered to crack a window this time! #safetyfirst #E6000willfuckyouup

[T NATION by Biotest @T_Nation]

The best BOSU ball workout is one max rep of throwing it across the gym so you have place to deadlift. - Chris Shugart

[Cori Mozilo @cmozilo]

You know you're in #SF when you see a house with a hashtag and a Twitter feed. #baytobreakers

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

Also, I didn't slip in any puke (win) but one dude did slosh his beer on me. Geez, run with liquor, not beer. Amateur. #BaytoBreakers

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

Pretty tame #BaytoBreakers this year; very few over-the-top costumes & only counted 26 naked people. Usually it's 26 by the 1st mile.

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

On BART with 3 kitties, 2 Harry Potters, a hula girl and a tiger. #BaytoBreakers

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5am alarm set, Garmin watch charged, costume complete. Soon I run 7 miles across #SF w/ athletes, nudists & drunk idiots. #BaytoBreakers

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Yeah, buddy! This is right before I got electrocuted. #monkeybars #hangingtough #runforyourlives #mudderintraining

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

Yeah, buddy! This is right before I got electrocuted. #monkeybars #hangingtough #runforyourlives #mudderintraining

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

For @Aimees2cents @CAthletics @Go_Kaleo @msbatty @LiftBigEatBig #fuckbarbie #letsgetswole

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

Wow! Amazing lineup of classes at #BHOF from #burlesque legends! Can't wait to take Toni Elling's class! http://t.co/ybQchgUQn5

[TicketCake.com @ticketcake]

Our friends at @burlesquehall in #DTLV posted more events to their Weekender line-up. https://t.co/qV9FJOZ4P0 #Vegas #Burlesque #LasVegas

[21st Cent. Burlesque @BurlesqueOnline]

Even better! @sparklydevil has released an updated version of her Burlesque Hall of Fame Survival Guide http://t.co/jnZPPiJrIP #BHoF

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

@Aimees2cents I KNOW! I wish I could go!! #sobsdramatically But on the plus side...I really like my new job :)

[Sparkly Devil @sparklydevil]

@Aimees2cents I miss you guys & the Catalyst gang SO MUCH! #whereismyteletransporter #hurryupfuture

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I've been dropping things all day... so today's a great day to work on overhead lifts, right? #famouslastwords