dr skull

•she/her •foolish little worm •cancer •nose picker

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At the covid testing drive thru, offering to pay for the girlies in the car behind me

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normalize using the littler box

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i think i finally decided to get really into minions

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haven’t been proposed to in a while

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yup! this guy gets it!

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i am going to create the world’s first silent refrigerator

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is smoking crack (emotionally)

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i just facetimed julia roberts

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microdosing suicide by drinking a vodka cran

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sydni maybe?

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is there anyone out there who is sexy and wants to crack my toes

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this isn’t entirely true

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never tried suicide before but i think i’d really like it

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i’m a lucky duck and i don’t feel like quackin much

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deviled eggs are the food equivalent to kangaroos

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me n who

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these emojis feel catholic to me for some reason

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i wish i was allergic to bees

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just lied

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i would like a paddington double feature to lightly play in the background during my funeral

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gonna do a legally blonde thing in this salon but it’s just me making everyone do the monster mash