skrumpet

spatially challenged

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

don't mind me just sitting criss cross applesauce

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

if i could i would get 2 massages a day

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

i love how boy birds do a little dance when they are trying to get attention . bring that back

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

you will never catch me getting someone a giftcard as a gift

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

Thinking about : Anastasia the movie

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

absolutely refuse to watch a video where a dog dies

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

pbs really is that bitch

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

name a meat better than salami. ill wait

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

i really can't with cartoons.

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

you should be Allowed to play your name in scrabble , it wouldn’t affect the game Too much and it would feel So empowering i think

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

eggs and ketchup is my dirty little secret

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

wish there was a pouting emoji ! i love to pout.

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

my toe nails look like shrek central

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

cereal ammirite

[sarah force @SairForceOne]

Fuck marry kill: the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

cant talk rn doing a dollop of daisy

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

someone check on joji

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

anything more than $10 is ecpensive and im not buying it

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

firmly believe to be hot you have to look a little ugly its called idgaf

[skrumpet @sparkslugg]

thinking about yoplait the yogurt