Ben Jack

Sometimes I need 281 characters. This isn't one of those times.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Two for the price of one...

[Ben Jack @sparksofben]

It’s very Hamilton…

I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant,
A. Burr

I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant,
A. Hamilton

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

Andy Burnham signed off on a letter to The King (when he was Prince of Wales) in 2009 with

"I have the honour to remain, Sir, Your Royal Highness's most humble and obedient servant."

[Ben Jack @sparksofben]

@DiegoCruuzz 😍🫠🥵

[Ben Jack @sparksofben]

@shinywiglett buen día

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

Inspiration to plant a great forest in the Green belt around London - air quality, biodiversity, carbon, walking in nature and temperature!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Fuck sake.

[Ben Jack @sparksofben]

@jonwillchambers the Lord in his almighty wisdom had taken the water

[Ben Jack @sparksofben]

If I’m having to queue for a manual check, I’ll should at least be able to still get an exit stamp.

[Ben Jack @sparksofben]

No EES gates working at #CAG, all passports being referred to manned security desks. 👏🏼

[Adam Wren @aswren]

The orientation of the 0 is really bothering me

[European Central Bank @ecb]

Ten selected design proposals for the next series of euro banknotes have been unveiled.

Explore the proposals and tell us which ones you prefer.

Have your say https://t.co/VvcczFFxX3

[Countess of Essex @CountessWEssex]

A new panel has been added to the bayeux tapestry before it’s sent back to France.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface

[William Merrin @william_merrin]

The Guardian wins the caption of the year competition :) #worldcup

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy to confirm:

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Perfect caption. 👌

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Why didn't the referees receive silver medals like the rest of their teammates?

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I know they underperformed the most optimistic expectations, but making them land in Birmingham seems excessively cruel, more appropriate for a Group Stage exit

[Emma Trimble @Emma_A_Webb]

The World’s End in Finsbury Park… very good!