Sa’adah

too fly to be on standby

[S @nlvvc_]

enjoy life
Stay sexy
Don’t give a fuck

[🍯🔑 @imeverybottom]

I’m so 3008 you so 2000 and LATE

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time,

I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold

Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing

The send button should not have multiple functions in the same spot

[milkdud-stud @calliboy904]

@OrwellNGoode I’m sorry but of course Americans know the metric system they’ve been using 9mm in school for years

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

Do NOT checked calvin Harris’s instagram

[W (fan account) @live4ga]

@PopCrave nothing beats this

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tapioca. He asked if you wanted to see some real speed. Was already on his second lap before you could answer. 13/10

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

This fat fuck ate every single pepper in my garden

[Sa’adah @sparkstastic]

That’s a pro

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Being a girl's father.

Future makeup artist!

[Sweetenermatcha🍉 @SweetenerMatcha]

@cambeserious The good sis found Allah!! Mashallah 😍

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Today's kids have Miss Rachel, Blippi and Blues Clues to read them stories.

We had this guy:

[Sa’adah @sparkstastic]

🙄 you mean you.. drop the album king

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

@Rosadv12 😂 everybody dusty

[Sa’adah @sparkstastic]

@candidspill @BrunoMars totally worth flying to the other side of the worldddd

[Sa’adah @sparkstastic]

flew 20 hours to catch @brunomars live in Las Vegas just to have my phone put away in the theater. no regrets, just vibes.

[Sa’adah @sparkstastic]

@NebWeng @BrunoMars got me feelin like i was being serenaded straight out of an r&b music video

[sara 🇵🇸 @sarareijojo]

this just happened on kristal fm and im wheezinggg 😭😭

DJ: another message we got for the best feeling in the world is coming home from work and seeing my parents. aww that is so sweet… ok coming up next is You Make Me Sick by Pink

like hello??? 😭😭😭

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

He’s got the leather jacket over the denim jacket over the plaid shirt over the wife-beater. That’s a fit right there

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

*sees first Dua Lipa* no way this can get any better

*looks down* oh my god