Michael Sparkman

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

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[Swiss Ramble @SwissRamble]

After Manchester United’s awful start to the season, the focus has once again turned to the Glazers. This thread will look at some of the reasons why the club’s fans might be unhappy with their owners – from a financial perspective #MUFC

[Rouel @Rouel777]

New Manchester United player nicknames after Benni's arrival:

Maguire - Koppe
McTominay - Yster
Shaw - Bompie
Martial - Makes
Ronaldo - Balas
Martinzes - Stompie
Bailly - Plaat
Bruno - Tanne
Donny - Bunkie

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

Since David Moyes, Man Utd have won 0 Champions League home knockout games and scored 1 goal (Lukaku's very sad consolation vs Sevilla). That covers a period of 8 years. That's the legacy of Ed Woodward and a corporate lawyer running a football club.

[Michael Sparkman @sparkymj09]

@liamthelloyd They try so so hard to not have an opinion, you can say the ball is round and they would probably talk about how it could oval if you look at it from another angle

[Nick @ManUnitedYouth]

Got to be brutal for the anti-Bruno bunch that

[Michael Sparkman @sparkymj09]

Bruno Fernandes single handedly carried Utd for 18 months when there was nobody else who even looked like they cared. Has he played well tonight? No, but out of all the issues we have, and they are many, he is very very far down the list

[Michael Sparkman @sparkymj09]

We genuinely have the dumbest squad in the entire league. Pep could be the coach and they'd still be clueless

[Michael Sparkman @sparkymj09]

Pressing high with no intensity just means you have to cover the whole field defensively, so of course there is going to be acres of space. Either sit deep, limit space and counter or press high and get pressure on the ball to stop them just rolling it around easily

[Michael Sparkman @sparkymj09]

@liamthelloyd 3 guys look like they care, rest of them look like they're playing 5s with a hangover...

[James Yorke @jair1970]

Man Utd are like 50+ shots to ~15 across two games and they've drawn both 1-1. Very much a classic "stick with it lads" kinda scenario that will likely get lost amongst the angst of what are essentially bad results

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Questions will be asked if Rangnick after this, but the first half everything was there; the tactics, the link-ups and even the chances, but this second half it just seems like the players have forgotten everything and everyone is just trying to be that guy

[Michael Sparkman @sparkymj09]

@liamthelloyd Guys clearly never played u/9 hockey and weren't coached to not fly in

[paza @justpaza]

Comical defending by Maguire + Scott 😂😂

[Project Football EPL @ProjectEPL]

Manchester United need to score three more goals to make it 2-0

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Mike Dean ran over to the screen with a smirk knowing he has already had more TV time than most of the players.

You cannot deny the man. He is inevitable.

[paza @justpaza]

That gets ruled out but let’s handle the ball then assist a goal