TheBearTrap

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like .... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

[TheBearTrap @sparling_frank]

@riley_griffiths oh fuckin right you do bud

[RileyGriffiths @riley_griffiths]

I think I hear an echo @sparling_frank

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

This morning, my daughter said, "quiche" which means she's smart, hungry and an asshole.

[TheBearTrap @sparling_frank]

These fucking kids have crossed the line.... This means war.

[TheBearTrap @sparling_frank]

@caileygrembo

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Good news. In the nick of time we have found our old lady

[TheBearTrap @sparling_frank]

The strangest thing happened today. I shot clays with my shotgun and no one was killed. But social media claims this makes me a threat.

[TheBearTrap @sparling_frank]

When ur trying to have fun at the end of the semester but you know finals are coming...

[TheBearTrap @sparling_frank]

@cdubs24 @CornwallRyan @LanierAlex need to go back there

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Socialists. Can you help me to understand why you wear black tights under your shorts when riding your bicycles?

[Cameron Saffle @cameronsaffle]

Back window got smashed today...but don't worry...they didn't take the salsa.

[TheBearTrap @sparling_frank]

These fancy college towns in the spring are havin so much fun im just here like "you guys wanna go light someones Car on fire to keep warm?"

[TheBearTrap @sparling_frank]

@Olga_Esmeral a day late but....

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

smh

[TheBearTrap @sparling_frank]

Me seeing #Deadpool this weekend...