PervyBunny

21. Horny concepts bc I’m a whore

[parker @_coldbloom]

took a cherry coke to my favorite overlook spot. cop pulls up behind me and points to a no parking sign. i'm still idling, haven't stepped off the bike. i say i'm just looking at the view. he points to the massive house behind us and says "they pay millions for it. you don't."

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

this summer i’ve seen the most fat girls in bikinis that i’ve seen any summer previously. my agenda is spreading!! fat girl get in that bikini!!

[PervyBunny @SparrowConcepts]

@14pinkpapers Make it I’ll give you that antidote you were getting frustrated with.’ And he’s a patient man. He can wait for Tim to imitate anything physically between them. He’s also crazy though so after they get married after a long engagement he makes a baby with both their dna

[PervyBunny @SparrowConcepts]

@14pinkpapers Similar logic for Tim x Ra’s. Ra’s is obsessed with Tim and isn’t a huge creep about it. He gives tim gifts; pretty things or things he needs. He offers interesting dates like ‘come help me solve this cold case’ ‘come to my compound and traverse the maze. If you make it+

[PervyBunny @SparrowConcepts]

@14pinkpapers Exactly!! He dragged each member of his family back him while they were kicking and screaming. And he rescued Bruce from the time stream. It’s weird for everyone but Bruce ans Damien. Dami likes Tim as a mother a loooot more than a brother lmao

[PervyBunny @SparrowConcepts]

@14pinkpapers Would /cling/ to that. Tim playing mommy and Bruce not only allowing it but encouraging it.

Then they get married so the boys can’t say ‘you can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my dad/mom’ 🤭

[PervyBunny @SparrowConcepts]

@14pinkpapers Tim grows up seeing the mother figure as the big, strong, commanding figure of the family. When he has his own family he uses the lessons he learned watching her to be the perfect motherly figure; tender but firm, loving but without mercy if punishment is needed. I think Bruce +

[storm @enthyrea]

i had a revelation just now. his performance as ken was so good bc it felt like he was a drag king. is that crazy to say

[River - AP3 || #MVPaige @annabethpond3]

i feel like everyone moved on wayyyyy too quickly from the fact that miss USA is literally dating the captain of England... like, this is straight out of a story book 💕 someone make the movie right now!!!

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This what happens when you elect people with a backbone

[liminal-zone @theliminalzone]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

no one talks about how draining it is when your mood is constantly switching between "its okay, i don't care. I'll be okay" and "I don't know how much more I can take"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t just hate generative AI slop. I also hate golf, lawns, space tourism, war, monoculture farming, clear-cutting forests, building on floodplains, deep-sea mining, development that destroys habitats, bulldozing ecosystems for endless “growth,” and data centres.