Maritza Calderon

A full time student of life.

[Maritza Calderon @sparrows_voice]

I like my beer like I like my women, dark and full bodied

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My dog has me so trained. Left my living room and put my food out of reach of my dog, who is currently at the dog sitter and not in my living room 🤣

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That sad moment when I sit down with my food and my dog realizes, I’m not sharing.

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A bed of fog and a flock of seagulls. San Francisco will always be home. 💜

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Unpopular opinion, I don’t care for pop tarts for context. As a kid, we were too poor for pop tarts and now with my adult tastebuds I think they’re gross. 😂

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Meetings from 10:30-3:00. What happened to my life. ☹️

[gigi ⚤ @bisexualgramon]

THEY ARE ERASING BISEXUALS??? FROM THE ACRONYM??? WHAT DID WE EVEN DO

[tay @capsinfour]

if i had a boyfriend i’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like wowwww baby good job. that’s a beautiful hole

[sefs 🪽 sotrpilled @plinthbarnes]

wait so is panem the only part of the world that had civilisation ? or is like europe still kicking

[Maritza Calderon @sparrows_voice]

2:pm iced lattes 😉

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I can’t wait to truncmy home office desk into my craft/gamer desk. #RetirementPlanning

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@toocutedeb It was a rough day for sure.

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I let them take my peace today.

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I don’t know how to digest that I’m being told I’m doing a good job and in the same breathe also being told how shitty of a job I’m doing.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Swearing in the first Black woman president on MLK Jr. day would’ve gone so hard. This country really screwed up

[Maritza Calderon @sparrows_voice]

😂

[Crisis of Conscience @crisisofconsc]

The ban we'd all prefer.

[Maritza Calderon @sparrows_voice]

@victoria_mary3 As long as we agree not to clip our nails on the bus as well.

[Maritza Calderon @sparrows_voice]

When there is so much food in the house and you want none of it.

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A bittersweet moment taking the new dog to the same vet we took Falkor the day we said goodbye.

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@toocutedeb 😆 well we are dog sitting my mom’s. She’s a nippy one and will be coming up with us tomorrow.

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We went and saw a dog today. 😬