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@PaulMoo19848737 @BobGolen Unfortunately he was not castrated, but he was a chicken

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@gingertotty @lennylaw 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@PulpLibrarian Depends whether you think the Beatles were better than T-Rex

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@ChrisBirdsdzg @MittensOff He doesn’t drink pints unless there’s a camera around. Trebles all round!

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@riffraffhands Jack rabbit wine £10, it’s a full £7.50 in tescos, must be good

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@Nigel_Farage https://t.co/VHX15i0OlR

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

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@SuperbFootyPics Poor sod, Rafael never made the 1st team, wonder what happened to him

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@jdpoc Wow that’s great

Now leave Johns account alone and stick your crypto up your arse

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@SartorialThug Depends. Did she say it in a nice way?

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@lennylaw Probably for the same reason my tumble drier needs it.
“Oh but you can turn it on and off with your phone”
Still got to fill and empty the bugger manually

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@fecklesspaul @RupertLowe10 Don’t mention swelling to Doris, it will give her the vapours again

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@fecklesspaul @RupertLowe10 You now have 3
Vote Bassoon!!!!

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@robvsnature @JanetIsabella_ @lathamphil1 @reformparty_uk And the left handed screwdriver

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@qikipedia BUBLECITATE - To cry like a lounge singer

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@Welly_springer @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC Yes, but it would be a FIFA missile so that’s OK.
FIFA need to concentrate on what they were formed for, the game and the fans.

[Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot]

Wooden spoons are great. You can either use them to prepare food. Or, if you can’t be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub.

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@graceyldn Buyer’s also bought a settee

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@lennylaw Ok now, got a bit jittery for a while

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@PulpLibrarian She sings Waterloo whilst Doyle try’s to shoot her

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@riffraffhands The Metro were saying that he had tears in his eyes. I don’t think she’s that bad looking