I Am Spartacow

I'M BACK!
I am your average Man-Eating Cow, placed in a pit of death, and emerged the lone survivor. Friend to the Tick & @devincow. Hate fascists.

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

Just screaming new pinned tweet.

[Rachelle Clark @Rachelle_Clark7]

Karma is online😁
#demopolitique #EnvironmentalJustice

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

https://t.co/C28G8DHk4y @ArianaDMichaels

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

https://t.co/uGIOKKfXWC. @ArianaDMichaels

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

https://t.co/Y7Ktc6Hfko @ArianaDMichaels

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

https://t.co/aOgfJiYUiO. @ArianaDMichaels

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

@ArianaDMichaels It is such a great haircut. Just make sure it matches on both sides.

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

@ArianaDMichaels You should watch Supergirl. Extraordinary haircut. You can wear it like a page boy, pulled or completely brushed straight back like a mohawk, or this.

[Das Daily Trumpet @DasDailyTrumpet]

DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
Follow, Like, and Retweet @DasDailyTrumpet, your somewhat reliable new source from the students of Trump U.

Nothing can keep our Dear Leader down, not a questioning press, defecting supporters, or an assassination attempt by China.

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

@ufc Not pretty but effective.

[Das Daily Trumpet @DasDailyTrumpet]

DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
Follow, RT, Like @DasDailyTrumpet, the relatively good news source of Trump U.

Libs want you to believe it was spontaneous combustion or that it did it to itself, out of shame & embarrassment. Now, our bovine reporter finds the truth, and a snack.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Tax them

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

📺 NEW VIDEO

Everyone knows a Mike Pence.

#ImSpeaking

[Das Daily Trumpet @DasDailyTrumpet]

DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
Follow, RT, and Like @DasDailyTrumpet, the almost good news source, from the esteemed Trump U.

Blindly following our leader into the end of days isn't easy. It takes never, ever, asking "Could this have been prevented? Can we stop this?" No, it takes loyalty.

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

@ArianaDMichaels @PressSec Wow. I heard something briefly last week but then put it to the side. Giggle.

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

👇👇👇

[Ari D Michaels 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @ArianaDMichaels]

Did I miss something or did @PressSec call herself former? Did she get fired for contracting COVID or is she just a few years late on updating her personal page?

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

@nerdy_basement

[CitizenWonk #DCStatehood 💉 @CitizenWonk]

Militia began kidnapping plot shortly after Trump praised armed anti-Whitmer protesters as ‘very good people’ https://t.co/TOdjF3lSyu

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

@mmpadellan Yes

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I wish Halloween parties were happening this year so I could go as “slutty Mike Pence fly”.

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

@HenpeckedHal Please explain to him that if he bakes a cake to not buy two boxes of cake mix for the two layers? I seriously messed up my sister's stove doing that for a redo of my mom's 18th bday. Then sculpting the penis out of a tp tube & aluminum foil was...

[I Am Spartacow @SpartacowI]

@HenpeckedHal Blood. Blood. Have you checked on his mom?