Jonathan Alsip

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TAAAAARRRRGEEET 📣📣📣📣

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

"and then, I was all like, 'AAH! SPIDER!!' and the spider was all like, 'AAH! KYLE!!'"
-Totally Kyle

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

@lowkeylean2 @TaneishaB_ @shleejackson since you tagged me in one earlier

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

@shleejackson @h4ckysack This is everything I ever wanted thank you

[☁️ashlynne☾✩☽ @soyamacchiato]

*Around my republican family during the holidays*

My brain:
Don't say it
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Me:
Haha Trump is a piece of shit

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

It also makes you more susceptible to being taken advantage of 😕

[halle autumn @HalleRowland]

being kind & having a big heart can make someone appear so much more attractive, remember that.

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

@AustinRieck What does it make you if you're single year round? Asking for myself

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

@Colton_James8 @TaneishaB_ @MctigheJames

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

Someone: running ruins your knees
Me:

[CupcakKe @CupcakKe_rapper]

Bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

@NoahGekiere Don't do it

[Rigo Too Real @_flaxkoooo_]

This is it chief.

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

This aged well

[viking bot @_botviking]

She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka fettuccine.

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

@pvnkmemes Lmao I'm pretty damn centrist but alright

[hannah PIERCE @gulickhannah]

as a runner i literally do not understand running. i get up every single day before it's even light out and i just take steps as fast as i can. thats it. what am i doing.

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

@pvnkmemes I mean, I was born in March so I don't really have anything to be salty about. They're bullshit and don't mean anything

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

@pvnkmemes Astrology signs are bullshit

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

@MctigheJames sPOOPy

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

I saw 203 dogs today during the Chicago Marathon. I'm very happy.

TWO HUNDRED THREE. SO MANY GOOD BOIZ

[mads @maaddy_mariee]

when’s national single day

[Jonathan Alsip @spartanrunner97]

Damn son I remember getting these 😪

[chris @chriscaban_]

i think its the sexual assault part we are a little more stuck on idk