trey shomin

I'm refreshingly unoriginal, exceptionally average.

[trey shomin @spartyrok]

Not a war pundit per say but I did grow up playing risk. It seems as if Russia is not great at rolling dice.

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Kim jung un's heart surgeon rn
https://t.co/31Lpb0VbV7

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Shark Tank needs to find a way to get DeAndre Jordan in to pitch an idea, that would be a phenomenal episode.

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I like my phone, so I put a ring on it.

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Gonna try being vegetarian for the next 10 minutes

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@FloatingMug yeah just stupidity on my part. Great product though man, already bought a second one for my mom.

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When you put your contacts in backwards and start walking in circles.

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How to find your location;
1. Locate the North Star.
2. You can't see the North Star because it's storming, you're probably in Texas.

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@FloatingMug Just saw your Shar Tank presentation and promptly ordered a mug, you're gonna do great man.

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@fitbit my charge HR cable is fried just weeks after purchase, having trouble finding a replacement. Tracker is great, but currently useless

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@ColinCowherd1 How can you possibly still defend the Kevin Love trade? It's OK, you can admit you where wrong, we will still all listen.

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@never_84 have you ever listened to Atmosphere?

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I'm refreshingly unoriginal, exceptionally average.

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@lizgross14 laughing till it's crying emoticon

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@jimmyjohns You are supposed to put on pants before you open the door?

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LOL if you think I'm actually laughing out loud.

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https://t.co/2SQipiu4kM Zane being gangster

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@danigrl90 yeah I'll just go ahead and trust you on that.

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I just want to find an insurance company for the modern world that is on my side protecting me from mayhem like a good neighbor for 15% less