Sam Johnston

This will probably be filled with funny things I find about cats. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

Thank you @mattandkim for spending 31 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2018Wrapped https://t.co/ixvKwcjOmI

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

When you're hungry but you don't want to get up because this is the first time you've stopped studying all day and you just need a break

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

@TarynRachelle_ @T_Ankenman Ugh that's the best thing in the world

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

Is today over with yet #whatanawfulday

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

@PresliH It's all you

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

I'm obsessed with the love I am given by the one I love the most ❤️

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

@Daniel_Boone777 Not true! Our weather is better I promise

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

Man I miss my best friend... two more days🤛🏻

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

Have I gotten anything done tonight? Nope I have not. Do I care? Nope I don't 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

bike

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

Not being twenty one with all of your friends and having your boyfriend leave you in his house for his friends makes for a very sad Sam

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For every retweet of this, Bell will donate 5 cents to Canadian Mental Health Programs, and I think that’s amazing. #BellLetsTalk

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

Knowing that all your friends got to race today and in your favorite place kills

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

Who is ready to take a step back into history where only men have rights and coal is the largest industry? It's gonna be yuge #Inauguration

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

Friday's are my easy days 👏🏻

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

Just waiting for that special day when @bornsmusic puts out new music and then my life will be magically complete 🦄

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

I'm already in my pajamas and it's 12:50💁🏼

[Sam Johnston @spasticjohnston]

@JakeTheMeek That's insane