Spasticated Ted

im a little fucked up

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@GD44vh

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@imu_fuso sids is just unsolved murder

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@Ronan_IrishVril @TioDjamba @666sickkkk @gohantweaking W dirles

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@sirihumor_2 @gohantweaking @davemcelfatric Doing this with a phone based IED and eating a load of glass to turn myself into a frag grenade

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@666sickkkk @gohantweaking Well I don't usually eat them but yeah

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@GD44vh Fyp thinks I'm a dork with reddit 4chan humor

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@CircusSSCaine Idk about this character but sometimes characters just don't have a sex, in the same way a chair doesn't have a sex. But these people wanna insert their ideology into everything

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@www_starcasm pomni: It is a shame that Charon does not get as much recognition as Pluto, despite the two having a very interesting binary orbit around each other

[pallas ★ | #1 BEAR FAN (comms open) @www_starcasm]

pomni: did you know pluto’s nitrogen ice cells have a convection cycle of ~180,000 years
me: thank you for telling me that’s very interesting
pomni: pluto also lacks a troposphere
me: wow isn’t it amazing how we live in such a dynamic and complex solar system

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@HaoTurnip Yea he had valve games
I'd let him walk my kid through half life ngl

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@DrGoonth Left path

[sexual energy @poopswag34]

Black men are addicted to going to jail because it gives them an excuse to have gay sex

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@isupportaiart Pigs have since been promoted to halal status

[Department Of Deportations @DoDeportations]

“He was designed to obey, I wasn’t.”

>brainwashed by leftists to chop your own dick off

Lmao

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@TrueKokos @fa1lldontwayopf flying belly button