Simon Patchick

Dad to 2 football mad boys, Spurs fan through & through, husband, pharmacist, digital guru & keen cook.

[Simon Patchick @spatchy1]

@PJones_84 @RobHarris Because the lino flagged for Haaland. Once that was checked as onside any change by var to the reason ie Enzo offside and attempting to head ball needs the ref to look and agree

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@teresadawnh @LeeHarris In WW2 he would have been a camp kapo

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@nicolelampert Great letter by Mark Rowley. In any other country this terrorist would've been shot. The police did a great job with very ineffectual tools. Taser seems very weak. Several goes to get him to fall over & yet he was still holding the knife which he could have still done damage with

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@TsideSpurs Even our kit man is useless. Can't make it up

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@LUFC76ALAW @footballontnt Same as me

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@triggerpod your Spotify channel is not playing any pods at the moment. Quite a few comments telling you this. Press play and nothing. It appears to be blocked. Would be great if you could fix.

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@tehTrunk It is brilliant. Only disappointing thing is season 2 won't be until late 2027

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@ThfcDec If we get 1 or 2 points out of these 3 it will be a miracle. Even Wolves with 2 points all season would have given the Arsenal game a go

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@hbrooks_coach But we are picking up a few injuries in training. So more training could lead to more injuries. We are Tottenham by the way so things stray from the path lol

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@devlin434 @AlasdairGold @HotspurFC82 Vicario will be in there I reckon

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@Ollie_Davis Karma 🇮🇱

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@FitbitSupport loads of people reporting on X that they can't sync (me included). I've done all the usual troubleshooting. Clearly you have an issue. Please fix. Many thanks #fitbitdown

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@drwinston001 @shortchick77 Exactly. Today has to be the day the women should play best of 5 sets. It's so expensive if you are lucky to get a ticket. The amount of women's finals over the years that are over after 2 sets is often.

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@Matt_Aspden @skytv Yes has happened twice now

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@DerbsRJ @Flav_Bateman That's because it's a guarantee so can't be offering a certainty 😂😂

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@Coytey You were missed Paul although Ben did a good job. You actually missed us playing really well 😳😯

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@YPVUK Since you have changed your login platform I can't log in. Please fix your login platform. I want to submit my results but cannot.

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@centristdaddy @SpursOfficial Not sure how it gets a safety certificate. It was terrible.

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@LordIanAustin Well done Ian @LordIanAustin , thanks for your support as always.

[Pally Aid @PallyAid]

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Wishing you a very merry Christmas and a Hamas-free New Year! 🎅🏼