Sean Conroy

Writer improv and stand up comic making the world laugh one smart ass comment at a time. Check out my podcast @SmearedInc

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@CouchRacerShop @JeffGordonWeb

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@JBPritzker You @GovPritzker are a Tyrant to the state of Illinois. There did I do it right ?

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@MattPinner_ Roadkill apparently

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@bamagirl_4_eva Coleslaw

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@indexnforgetit Had a similar experience, I begged the guy to run my credit so I could get the hell out of there. I told him the faster your done with me,the faster you can sell again.

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@GovPritzker Translation: I'm selling you all out for data centers

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@ymmayerr Me

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@GovPritzker Just wait til he gets you.

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@GovPritzker You didn't pause the gas tax you created it

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@JimVermillion4 @GovPritzker What an insult!.... To dog shit.

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@GovPritzker Don't forget number one in bullshit taxes, crime and people fleeing the state!

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@factpostnews Hilarious, tell me another joke

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@allyracing Team just can't catch a break

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@JBPritzker Against you, which is good enough for me

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@EndWokeness Talk about running out of ideas

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@otokyo Flavor its all burnt the only thing that should be black is the coffee

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@Kristinartz Yes because I pay the bills now

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@WorkElizab Tea

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@BellaBaddie__ Absolutely

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@ronsterd89 Pizza