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[🐼 @loneinthisshxt]

I hate secret animosity just lmk wassup so I can get you killed

[Ray-Ray 🧡🧸 @Its_Desireeee]

Bitches be 25+ still bragging about being crazy & evil 😂 bitch go see a counselor😭

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Seeing titties helps my mental health.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

get a haircut every 2 weeks to stay sharp, wait 5 secs before answering the phone to control the rhythm, always arrive 15 mins early, stay away from free lunches, never talk about people who aren't in the room and when anger rises, wait 10 mins before reacting. these habits may look rigid but they're the hidden discipline of the elite.

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

My first introduction to the concept of a bitch ass nigga

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking.

[Mugi Goof 🥸 @MugiwaraDGoofy]

He doesn’t even pretend to have a fighting style he just be doing whatever it takes to knock you out

[T-Bob Hebert @TBob53]

This gotta be one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Bro to Bro : when you go out with your friends, take pictures together, take pictures of you eating & drinking. One day those memories will be the only thing you’ll have left. Life is short , enjoy your life without internet restrictions

[Phantasy @fw_phantasy]

I will dislocate my tongue pleasing my woman idc 👅💦🐱😭

[Jay Kim @luckymong1]

Lebron James vs. Kevin Durant. #kuzan #garp #onepiece

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

man we might smoke 16 blunts on a random wednesday, the allure is gone

[— don @dracosrevenge]

if you’re 16-19 i suggest you put all yo trust into that girl you like it’s time to learn a valuable lesson

[ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸 @Ultima_Undead]

Don’t sleep by the tree if you’re not ready to climb.

[Jum @JesterJum]

If 11 minutes in a rocket ship makes Katy Perry an astronaut, then I am mostly definitely a gynecologist by now.

[Anime Feels @Bad_____bunny99]

my therapist calls it anxiety. i call it advanced observation haki

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Woman 1: That's my baby!

Woman 2: No, that's my baby!

King Solomon: Cut the baby in half and give half to each woman

The Baby:

[carter ✘ @J8LENWILLIAMS]

i’m deadass a grown ass man and my life revolves around basketball and women who don’t want me back

[Jett @imyjett]

only thing i’m fucking is funny