With @spawnofsatan as a Twitter handle I could have done a character account, but that’s so cliche! I think it’s best that @spawnofsatan is just some dude.
Happy bicycle day! On this day, back in 1943, Abbie Hoffman took the first LSD trip in recorded history. He also went on a bicycle ride, hence the name of the holiday.
@hwinkler4real As soon as it started I scrolled the video forward. Tap and slide. You can skip through all the boring stuff. Just tap, and slide. You’ll still be disappointed at the end. Tap, and slide.
My latest random annoyance: a trainer at my gym started wearing a CAT hat (ie, Caterpillar), but he’s never operated heavy machinery in his life. He’s a pretty-boy fitness trainer and a MAGA type who wants to present himself as blue collar, but he’s not. It’s stolen valor.
@gotrice2024 I hate it when people change their appearance because others are so uptight and make a fuss because they’re offended by someone else’s appearance. I am offended by people who judge other people’s appearance. So there.