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trying hard, to not try hard, to try hard, to not try hard.

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Giving everyone what they need, and taking what I can get.

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Somebody called me a motherfucker last night, and I replied “I’m not a necrophiliac!”.

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Bile end chicks.

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Out of line dancing.

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I don’t even coeur anymore.

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Shrugging beers and shrinking wine.

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May I have this final relapse dance?

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Going the extra kilometer.

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I feel like I put on weight in the last 30 seconds.

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Call me fumblina.

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I miss 100% of the shots I do take.

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sometimes I’m just not as cool as my outfit.

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watching la victoire and crying.

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politics; rigged for their pleasure.

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he’s just a cokehead making dad jokes.

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our lips are sealed ‘til we have to piss.

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flattered by all of this, flattened and kind of pissed, what on earth?

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take proper advantage of golden hour by plucking my facial hair.

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it spells fucking justice without the space.

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i’ll go to the bar and order just ice.

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hurl par bore.