Scott ‘Scooter’ Hayes

Nebraska ΣΦΕ pc20 | Former ΑΞΔ sweetheart | 3x Softball IM champ | 3x cracker of the day | Dominator in the paint

[Scott ‘Scooter’ Hayes @spayes41]

“No wife, no ex-wife (yet) … just good taste and a picture that speaks a thousand words #MenCanDecorate

[Scott ‘Scooter’ Hayes @spayes41]

Bags packed. Let the lady know we’re heading out to address a potential issue with one of my accounts—aim is nowhere near business related. #rnwu

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Hits like a train.

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T-minus 4 hours till sidewalk slammer…all Scoot can do is continue to get raped in MW2. #washed

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The truth behind “27 outs” #54up54dowm

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Shi man.. she asked if I had shaven big Jim and the twins. Hit her back with this gem. #brettballs

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Pledge thought he was top dog saying the A’s hat is gay. Good luck with the nature valley bars in your bed. #4billybeane

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Bring back Blueface #respectmycryppin

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@lockdownwalker Might be the pinnacle of fast food

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Moving in ways you pilgrims can only dream of. #crispbeefburritofn

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Dude just let me shop for my weekend supplies. #nostandscoot

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Today is the day Scoot finally woke up and accepted being washed up. #depression

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I dedicate this one of many to the Jews

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Yes please.

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@stuloafsalot Stu,
Scoot ran out of storage space for the spank bank. You’re in the clear. Cheers to Mrs. Loafington

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Scoot loves Mother’s Day posts. Keep it up gentlemen. #captainsaveahoe

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This is for the younger guys. As a track meet manager the next few generations are fucked. Little to zero athleticism and little to zero below obesity. Best of luck lads. #ozempicthegame

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Scoot got raped by the game. Summer classes will be the move. #overandout

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@lockdownwalker Walk, almost the time for beers, boats, and bitches. Hold the line brotha it’s brighter on the other side. 🍻

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Scoot has to score a 147/150 on a final tomorrow to pass calc class. Then god dealt me with another set of cards (post takis shit). Don’t know what’s the tougher battle here. #scootagainsttheworld