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I don't like the term "anal bleaching".

I prefer "changing my ringtone".

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Reform:
BRITISH VALUES!
HAVE MORE BABIES!

Closing the nurseries of course because women should be at home while men work.

So raise those many babies, in this cost of living overpopulated crisis, ON THAT SINGLE INCOME!

Blessed be the fruit 😡

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I worry something may seriously be wrong with Lucy Beaumont

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If I park my car away from the majority, leaving several spaces around me, DON’T then come and park next to me.

We are not your fucking friend.

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@Ottawa_Raccoons @WhiteHouse An official outlet for the supposed ’leaders of the free world’ is spewing out a torrent of nonsensical shite. It is absolutely cause for alarm.

[Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @ThatSexToyGuy]

sorry i said i was the prince of saudi a-labia while we were having sex

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Suck my twot

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@Carice21 @Midge1415 Hurty words met with assault.

Give your head a fucking wobble you daft twat.

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Oh fuck you @netflix

Cancelling this shit. You abandon series mid-story. You increase pricing beyond reason. You sell advertising with zero regulation.

Fuck.
You.

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Donald Trump is seriously mentally unwell

The administration know it, but they’re ’weekend at Bernie’s’ing’ him to parade in front of the brain dead MAGA gimps.

USA can go fuck itself.

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@N_Doemostmuted And so today’s the day I replace my AirPods with seashells

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@beck1sm2 Girl…

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“Please save my number on WhatsApp”

Spam chav slag at it again

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@stavrosmcginty When they’re cheaper, infrastructure is wider, and maybe even lighter… mayyyyyybe

But for now, fuck that life

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Took receipt of an EV courtesy car with very little charge.
Attempting to charge in Tescos was a slow arduous task.

Fuck that life. Gained 10% in an hour

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@stavrosmcginty Honestly, I can’t say I’m a fan. I’d love to get on board, but they feel really heavy on the road. The infotainment screens are massive with so much info you don’t know what you’re looking for.
And the charging sitch is… well… lacking

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@P0UNDY

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I need to win the lottery so I can just set up a commune.

Not like a sex one, but one LOADED with innuendo.

And biscuits.

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… soggy biscuits hurr hurr.

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What a fucking gimp troll

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@DevilMantis11 @fakedansavage What a fucking reach.

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@DevilMantis11 @fakedansavage Bit too late to pass that recommendation on to him now though, ey?

Posthumous rage about as useful as tits on an ant.