𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊.

Your daily dose of sarcasm.

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

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𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗸𝗶.
Pack human. Druid. Student. Future FBI agent.
Lacrosse player. Smart. Fiercely loyal. Chaotic.
Homosexual. Bottom. Sarcastic piece of work.
𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔.

[𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 - 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐲 @jacksonslutmore]

𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞

✨ literate & descriptive
✨ crossover friendly
✨ canon divergent
✨ lewd + non lewd
✨ mdni | writer is 25+

♡+↺

[Theo Raeken (Parody) @KindChimera24]

Theo Raeken

-Chimera
-Gay (Bi possibly)
-18+
-Multiship
-Crossovers are welcome

More info is down below 👇

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

Is it possible to die out of boredom?

[Scott McCall (Parody) @ScottTheWolf4]

Scott McCall

-Protective
-Bestfriends with Stiles
-Ships W/Chemistry
-Melissa's son
-Alpha in McCall Pack
-Funny
-Dork At Times
-Cute Alpha
-Gay (AU)

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

@FarfetchedWit “You can be such a tease, you know that?”

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

@FarfetchedWit “Expect me in the next few minutes.”

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

@FarfetchedWit “I do. Want me to crawl over there?”

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

@FarfetchedWit “Hopefully it’ll be your dick if those pictures end up to be real instead.”

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

@FarfetchedWit “Yes, that nonsense.

I might need to have a closer look in person to make sure for myself that it is not real. I’m sure you understand.”

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

@FarfetchedWit “Yeah, good luck with that. I don’t believe in your nonsense.”

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

@FarfetchedWit “This has to be fake. There’s no way you are that huge!”

[𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒌𝒊. @spazzingsarcasm]

@FarfetchedWit “Why don’t you make me?”