Join us this Thursday! Talk with the project team for the Highway 47, Fern Hill Road, Maple Street intersection improvements at an open house:
5-7pm Thursday, June 11
Forest Grove City Auditorium, 1915 Main St.
https://t.co/SF2U8RIUxF
Behold: the final boss of suburbia.
This absolute reformed swamplord looked at a $40 pop-up tent, some 2x4s, and a John Deere, then declared war on sweating forever. You can take the Florida out of the sticks, but the sticks just built him a mobile yard command center with 100% shade and zero shits given.
He’s not mowing grass—he’s piloting a rolling redneck yacht through HOA waters, sipping victory while the neighbors rage-type on Nextdoor. One-man parade at 5 mph, full tiki bar vibes, eyesore upgraded to engineering legend.
Unfiltered Florida genius. Peak evolution. 🌴🍺
55 yrs -- 14,863 Division I team-seasons
Only 8 teams finished regular season without losing a season series
Four reached Omaha - One won it all
Two happening right now
And somehow @BeaverBaseball still fighting for a host spot
#GoBeavs 🦫⚾️ #BeavsHost@KendallRogers
@KendallRogers@CWSOmaha@d1baseball@NCAABaseball It would be a crime if Oregon State didn't host
They have high enough ratings in RPI, DSR, ISR, ELO, Pear, etc.
They haven't lost a single series all year, shared only with UCLA.
And they are a consensus top 10 team.
They didn't cancel RPI damaging games like Oregon did.
The Beavers did not lose a weekend series in 2026.
Not hosting a regional in Corvallis would be one of the biggest crimes ever committed in college sports history.
The 2026 Oregon State Beavers and UCLA Bruins baseball teams both join the 2017 Oregon State team as the only teams since 2000 to go undefeated in series play during the regular season. What an amazing accomplishment by these squads. #GoBeavs#GoBruins... I miss the old #Pac12