sam 🎷

i made this so i could get a free oreo milkshake at applebees.

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

this is my diary these are my personal thoughts i do not care that it is public property this is my diary you have been warned

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

okay logging off if you know my address and you see me tweeting or liking tweets comes to my house and shoot me i wont take it personally

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

nick kroll on new girl

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

"his hands r so big and warm i wanna fall asleep in them like thumbalina"

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

not me contemplating deactivating my facebook, twitter, and instagram. again.

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

@dan_coolleen she is a homestuck

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

this is crazy
https://t.co/8rkkA4gA6l

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

spent like an hour shaving my legs and not only did i miss a spot but it looks like i missed the entire leg. on both legs.

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

kaylan is the type of person that i would just. give money to. for no reason

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

there are things i have said... like you are not doing yourself ANY favors why r u trying to play on expert mode

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

me realizing how deep the metaphorical hole that i have been digging for myself actually is

[squirrels jean 𓂆 @koIb1e]

HEHEEE

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

someone on facebook was talking abt how weaing a mask is bad 4 u and that she takes care of her body and immune ssystem and she has never worn one and she is fine... but melissa does this mean immunocompromised ppl just deserve death?

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

@jaceynicholee

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

mewo mreow :3

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

it is literally 3 am.

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

i have always loved to dance! not good at it, but alwYs loved it

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

that thing nannancy sinatra does when the song does strum strum strum strum strum

[sam 🎷 @spcoxy1]

my mom and quinn are very happy together, but if they weren't, there is no doubt in my mind that my mom leave him for a woman